Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Legal Beagle: Practical considerations, in reply to recordari,

    Too much to hope for a Left of the Middle
    outcome, or even a chance that Parliament might Come to Life, I guess...

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  • Legal Beagle: Practical considerations,

    Broadcast revenue problem solved...
    Now they can sell ads on Parliament TV
    - as our Westminster stylings
    become less Yes Minister
    and more Mana bout the House


    ...and via the wonders of digital interaction
    the logos of the major party donors could float
    in a cloud over each and every sitting member
    - transparency amidst an imbroglio of riches ...

    </daydream>

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  • Hard News: The Ladi is a champ,

    and just so ya know, the last bus to Brockville
    leaves at 11.10pm (except Sundays & Public
    Holidays, when it leaves the Octagon at 6.15pm!!)

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  • Hard News: The Ladi is a champ,

    Railing against the Machine...

    The Brockville tunnel with a train in it.

    Ya gotta love those wacky Canadians!!

    That tunnel looks like Arkham Asylum!
    and what with all these Subway Sects
    and downing a few tubes at midnight
    I'm outta my brain on the train ...

    ...as ably demonstrated here by these
    proto-Strut Jacket Fitters!
    (well there's at least one sheet metal worker)

    ...of course there could be a town named after Dave Brock from Hawkwind!

    Heck, Shayne should be inducted as a bona fide Master of the Universe, any way!

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  • Hard News: A Work of Advocacy,

    Vriller... take me to your Lieder!
    Now this is an orchestrated Lyttony...

    and as it's Easter - Let it Be...

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  • Hard News: The Ladi is a champ,

    Hmmm Brockville -
    well he's not over the hill yet, then...

    perhaps Shayne doesn't want to become Stipe-cast - REM (Random Elvis Moves?)
    - Pig Flat Elvis anyone?

    and best to go by road anyway, as far as I can work out the train doesn't get any closer than Burnside at the start of Kaikorai Valley Road - BTW, did you know that Brockville Road terminates at a junction with Dalziel Road
    - just sayin'...

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  • Hard News: The Ladi is a champ,

    -- although I fear that the people at the back missed my killer musician jokes.

    John Simon Ritchie is such an easy target ...
    "His name, "Sid Vicious," was originally a joke, because he was so mild-mannered and shy. "
    what were the Claudine Longet, Lead Belly and Son House jokes?
    :- )

    well okay, Sid and Claudine's cases may have not been completely proved...

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  • Hard News: A Work of Advocacy,

    peppers pray?

    ...eating it with a spoon straight from the dish towards the end of the party...

    - So a post-party felafel then?

    or some sort of fel-later perhaps?
    speaking of house parties, there is
    always that Aussie literary classic
    - He Died with a Felafel in his Hand...

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  • Hard News: Friday Visions,

    and if it's all foreign and sung too...

    only way ya could misinterpret it might be...

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  • Up Front: Fairy-Tale Autopsies,

    EVO-DEVO-EMO-DEMO-MOVED

    Yet another of Emma’s threads devolves into a discussion of dicks.
    - Evolves, Bart. E-volves.

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