Posts by Ian Dalziel
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Whatcha gonna do..
Say Wham! WHAM!
Say Bam! BAM!Drop the Bomb! DROP THE BOMB!
Let's Get Small...
do ya wanna get down... : )yrs
the Pudding Word
a.k.a. Say Go-Go
(and the South East Crew) -
up against DeWalt..
about the surprisingly handyman-like tools routinely used in operating rooms...
and ripped from today's headlines Life imitates art
A country doctor saved the life of an Australian teenager by boring a hole into his skull with a household power drill to remove a blood clot.
yrs
Blackened Deckard
Tyrell Corporation -
Yes Man meet Flash Man
sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under...
Ya gotta have faith, faith, faith...
wham bam
thank you manyrs
Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou -
I've Seen All Good People...
hah uh hah hah ha
It's like a jingle sometimes.
(quick ad lib)
it maketh me to wonder
if the medium is...hah uh hah hah ha
yrs
Ichabod Crane
& his Furious Fiive Digits
Sleepy Hollow
...Your Move -
Don't push me ('cos I'm Close to the Edge)
Would it throw your universe out of whack to hear that I was listening to Yes while I was reading that?
I'll take that whacked out universe
and raise you this pearl
from the multiverse
I rest my / your casewe'll have to throw a wake, man
yrs
Jerry Cornelius
Eat the Rich -
I will be spending this Sunday morning rabble-rousing.
Beware the Idas of May
Throwing the monkey-changers out of the temple seemed like a good idea at the time...
But it didn't end so well for that other Sunday-centric chap with across to bear, the leg-endary holes make bipedal watercrossing hazardous. Maybe a cross bar is in order...the three men are one and the same
Spreading the gut word
It shows much intestinal flora, fauna and fortitude to invoke the wrath of the Olé Trinity - St Steven, St John and the Holy Spector (a more evil troika has not been seen since those post-Stalinist tossers: Molotov, Beria and Malenkov!)This entangled Tonsorial Triad is indeed a totality - have they ever been seen in the same room?
Look at the clues: Johnny Lydon - butter gigs aside - his last album was a 1997 solo effort, "Psycho's Path" say no more... and they like their little cosmic jibes (here from a 2007 interview in the Orange County Register
"JL:Well, California is, for me, magnificent. I think the people here are special.
OCR: Why? What is it about here vs. anywhere else?
JL:Well, I've made it my home. I've traveled the world, but it's the place I like the best. People just do not get in your face so much. I mean, there's all kinds of weird wackiness going on here. And I'm very upset that Phil Spector is still free. But it's that kind of California thing – the jury just didn't want to make a decision.'
an they are some times seen in the same magazine
also Braunias watches and stalks birds,
Spector catches birds and - well you know the rest...
I think Phil should be fired round the Large HadRonnie Colluder and see what he splits up into - even if it is just a pool of delicious melted rotten butter - or a stevedore named Higgs - we must know once and for all
and all at onceYrs
D'Artagnan
& Alexandre Dumbass -
Anyone for tenets...?
I wanted to make a pun re tenants/tenets but it was beyond me. I was hoping Ian Dalziel would turn up and do it for me. :)
Danielle - far be it from me to ignore a call for help from a damsel in distress, or lost for words... ;- )
Careful with that axiom Eugene...
I believe the Irish Church (amongst others) have had a strong historical grasp on the tenants of faith, for which they are still apologising, and paying ...
Witness the habitual damage done to canon fodder by a lack of principles (but not principals) on the premises...
Spiritual squatters in dogma collars
- a Resident Evil indeed...yrs
Friar Tuck
(nee Spooner) -
Get off the slab...
...an aside to a caring audience - there are only a few days left to vote for your favourite NZ music video - go to the Film Archive''s Ready To Roll Project site: vote - Toy Love - Bride of Frankenstein and you'll be voting for the brilliant animation work of one of your favourite PAS posters - master delineator Joe Wylie!
We can't let that "slapper" Maxine steal his thunder : ) Some great other stuff here too...
(Russell - a plug on Fun Friday maybe?)yrs
The Vault Keeper -
Sid Gruntled
It's well-known to be an avian species, the egg-yolk of which is a key ingredient in Formula 86 Delayed Action Mouse-Maker.
I believe Gruntle eggs are also used in the new-fangled mess-free Rolled Dhal... which is very nice with Frying Naan...
yrs
"Red" Lentil-AsanythingGet out in that kitchen...
Are there pockets of society that would say a punch in the face is reasonable force and that is why the law was changed?
I believe the halls of Parliament sometimes ran red when putsch turned to shove
yrs
Trey Mal-Aardman -
A pun-gent response to...
wordplay is for scavengers on the ever-twitching unhulled hull of truth!
Let the shelling begin...
Shucks (he said huskily) - I'm not given lightly to oaths but this is the hull truth and nothing but...
I am, proudly, a serial cultural-dumpster-diver from way back.
Luckily I am thick skinned and it goes against the grain to get into an argument on integument. So in this case I'll take it all with a single (or double) malt... that''ll barley touch the sides : ) - Shell be right ...'Ears lookin' at you kids' dept...
Hoist a glass and cheers to all those who proffered kind words - in this thread and others - it's fun to have somewhere to be more winsome than wince-some for a changeyrs
A. Pun Crock
the oi oi ois have it
PS: Emma re your well spotted SUPER IRONY!
could I subvert and divert it to get the
thread back on track - et voila
- PIG IRONY
here comes the sludge!