Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Island Life: Symptoms persist,

    Bike-culturalism

    Wasn't a bike the symbol for "The Village"
    in TV's The Prisoner ?
    Who is the new Number 1?

    Is there a freewheeling spokesperson for a Bridle path over the bridge as well - They eschew horses don't they?

    Perhaps it could become a "Crate Ride" for those living high-on-the-hog...

    four wheels bad
    - two wheels good

    yrs
    Sid Chrome
    Spanner in da works

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Stop the Enabling,

    dem eggs is broke
    ...the Um Louts have
    taken over the asylum...

    Eggcorn of the week.

    Joe - mine eyes have seeen the glory
    I may never post again...

    sob

    yrs
    Mal Improper
    ex-poofreader

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Stop the Enabling,

    Shapeshifter shock...

    ...and makes himself a cause celebre.

    Oh My God - he used a Club?
    next someone will be saying he Box ed his ears
    or have I tangled my threads...?

    I'd best beat it, beat it, beat it...

    Yrs
    M. Jackson

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Stop the Enabling,

    (+) - you've nailed it!

    The Cradle of Crossfire, yes.

    Yes!
    and is that Crescent a spanner in the works too...
    : )
    yrs
    Ian Fidel

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Up Front: Are We There Yet?,

    Sounds like a nice alternative to the lo-fat (I-can't-believe-it's-really-Jesus) communion host.

    I think those UK import Commie-union Hostess Twinkies may be the low-VAT (less-than-50%-Jesus) ones ...
    WARNING: the chemystery in them may alter boys : )

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Up Front: Are We There Yet?,

    Daylight Rubbery?

    and let the chips fall where they may

    which chips are these?

    those yummy Corpus Crispies ? (chased down with a good red - natch!)

    or those set down in the Up the Ante-Room of Life's Casino (OMG - Sky City - a better life beckons!)

    or are they more those of the sporting-life ?
    Lofty ambitions oft languishing in a bit of rough?

    or have sperm gone bionic ? - swimming towards the Motherboard ... (Making primal googling sounds, awww... cute...)

    yrs
    Spud Murphy

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Up Front: Are We There Yet?,

    F**king Gondolas...

    Would need to flood the Vatican first...

    Solution: they have catholics in Venice, don't they?

    One could forgo the piazza-area
    and move to the pike-art

    yrs
    Guido Brunetti
    that'll be one Bloody and
    two Hail Marys for table 5

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Southerly: Dear Dr Bollard,

    ...were more interested in surgery.

    I want a bride he said!

    yrs
    Wiktor & Igor

    ps get clicking we is at 17/100!!

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Speaker: Good Times on High Street,

    It does get in...

    'The Message'.

    that's "flashed" up on two threads in two days now - giving Oedipus a run for his money
    - Ha uh hah hah ha : )

    ...and Russell fond memories (well fragments of flashbacks really) of the 6 Month Club after RIU deadlines, too...

    But remember we had Greg Churchill in Chch for years first - I still have some of the posters (Dominator amongst others) I put together for him for those fun nights upstairs at Noahs. (and didn't Tony Peake have a club also called Zanzibar down here ...)

    I guess on the planet Solaris these clubs are all still going - in space no one can hear you scream...
    right?

    yrs
    Fayed Toogrey

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Island Life: Symptoms persist,

    I bet Bono says this all the time.

    U2 Brutus?

    yrs
    Big Julie

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

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