Posts by Ian Dalziel
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No Grate Shakes Pear...
an innocent comedy of fruit logistics...
Measure for measure, all's well that ends well... and other Globe arty jokes...
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Cumquat May - would be the latest edition then?
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Things you can't get at Subway©...
O holy snapping arseholes Martha!*
Bring me a sphincter sandwich
and make it snappy!!it has a ring of authenticity
dontcha fink?
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Before (and after) Science...
There was an early Chills song that could be wilfully misheard as 'Bieber Bieber Bebo' which would make it impressively, if not perfectly, prescient.
Damn, I spelt it wrong on page one...
Damn, those spelling Bee Bah Bee Bah Bee Boes -
It's the endorphins as we know it...
It DOES feel good, doesn't it?
Even better when they print it, but half the buzz is in the writing and sending off.
Stuff jogging as a way to get high.... I should feel fine
... between peddling on my bike
and peddling views to the letters page
I should be awash in peptides...
but I feel I need something more...I know - the pleasure of Nature!
Let's free the National Parks up
for large scale dopamining!something everyone can dig...
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Bieber, Bieber, be-bar-bo
aaahhhh... The Chills...images of Russell tucked
on top of a speaker stack...
...does someone have a recording
of that fab BFM live to air Chills
Mini Drama at the Windsor gig... -
I wonder what was happening two years ago that prompted the start of the undercover work? (This is not a rhetorical question).
Two years ago, or more would be about
when that big growing operation run by
the Fashion knitwear designer
- whose label name eludes me -
was uncovered - wouldn't surprise me if
that hadn't triggered off a deeper look at the
wider service and supply side... -
Horses for courses...
You wouldn't ever think of taking to the trots*,
I suppose?
* I used to think they had something to do
with Trotsky...introducing... MisterRed!
a hoarse reddish source...
of course!When the the drink stops working
then finally the dram is over...don't dream it, be (nef) it...
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No love for "trollop" so far?
"Slattern" seems to have fallen from grace as well...
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Gentle ribbing... a cook coup calls
I thought you meant "braising"
good for racks
of Lamb
and MuttonBranding Irony...
Singe and Braise the Lord
- the Crazy World of Arthur Browning maybe -
Spandex© Ballet...
or SpanDexies Midday Runners?Pot bellies and lycra© just don't seem to work together.
Abso-resolutely flabulous...