Posts by Ian Dalziel
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Libertine-agers...
Mutton dressed as lamb
Skinks doused in Lynx
or even
Roué dressed as Roe -
a touching matter...
Ah, I remember fondley Miss Higgs Bosons behind the cyclotron shed.
Steampunk'd again! verily, I too miss those halcyon days of the old-school yard (just under a metre now - 0.9144) and magnetic playing fields... and just having "no particle place to be..."
I'll split then...size matters... er, sighs, mutters...
I'm glad women are using boobquake and brainquake together, as that deals to the rather nasty prejudice where large-breasted women are perceived as being stupider than their smaller-chested colleagues. Or my initial thought, that was I being asked yet again to choose between having low-cut tops, or a brain.
A simple evolutionary side step would solve this, with women having their left and right brains divided between their breasts, thus large breasts = large brains - ergo a breast reduction would not be enlightenment and some of our finest female legal minds would correctly be admitted to the bra...
sadly then, flattery would get you nowhere...
inverse - reverse - perverse
(men of course would continue to carry their brains in a tiny sac between their legs - the classic, aforementioned APB - business as usual, there...)Come on, folks; who will bell the cat?
Pavlov's over, Schrödinger's clangour averse,
of course there is a bell at the end of a trumpet
and a belle at the end of the ball...
so cat-campanologists aside
it's clarion regardless...
[An aside on string theory:
You can strum a beat pet
when you use catgut!]You can't beat a strumpet.
In Chch we do things differently - ask the Listener... must be all the coneheads who live here...
(where's my coat gone?)You can't beat a strumpet.
I like these inverted multichoice questions, are there other options?
You
C: ant
B: eat
A: strumpet -
Earth Science is not without its knockers...
the Large Hardon Collider
will be feeling inadequate
if there is a causal link between
casual boobs and crustal bust... -
the further adventures of Cardinal Number...
And try doing science without basic concepts like zero.
I believe the Mayan culture had Zero,
before the Conquistadors/church arrived
and tried to reduce them to that...
torching all their books for good measure -
make up yer own funny face
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Because authors don't just conjure characters out of thin air, do they? Or order them from catalogues of clichés?
well now, there's a gap in the market...
perhaps my oft touted Idea Orphanage
could solve this problem, or a dedicated
bespokesperson people4parts service ...Strangers in a Drain
"Le's swap characters"
"Criss, cross"" -
... Put. A. Buck. Et. On. Your. Head.
Put a bucket on your head!"
I'm not kidding.Beyond the pail then...?
Luckily canned,
er, scuttled......as ewer...
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The Imperfect Storm...
all those league star-sized hailstones
will wreak havoc on the glasshousesthe League of Extra-rort Gentlemen
scratch a wintergreened underbelly -
...write like Yoda, you can.
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Jökull and Hide...
Now, if only that Icelandic poet above could rap. That would be something...
...why, that would be
HipHöpöhöpö!I'm digging the scene:
North Pole-Dancing
HoHoHoHoHoes n hotties
in lavalavas everwhere
itsa disco inferno
ptui classic lycra elastic
I like my ash pyroclastic!