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• Southerly: The Secret Poetry of Economists, 10:40 Sep 8, 2009

  I want to see love poetry of merchant bankers. Specifically young merchant bankers of the 1980s.

  Well, you asked for it:

  Rah rah for our Essex affairs,
  As my stock penetrates and she shares;
  I'm a red-tied young tup
  On the up, up and up -
  Let us make like the bulls and the bears!

  In the throes of erotic elation
  I thrust, thrash and squeal at my station:
  We FTSE all night,
  And my scrotum gets tight
  In the rapture of deregulation!

  London, England • Since Sep 2009 • 52 posts Report

• Southerly: The Secret Poetry of Economists, 08:41 Sep 8, 2009

  I do believe you're accusing me of curmudgeonliness, Dr Tiso

  Not necessarily. He might just be accusing me of southerliness; which would be geographically, temperamentally, ethnically and stereotypically erroneous, but not necessarily offensive unless I can get him to pay my costs in a libel action.

  London, England • Since Sep 2009 • 52 posts Report

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