Posts by Philip Challinor

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  • Southerly: A Nightmarish Moment,

    Ben Gracewood is almost a perfect anagram of WE ARE BORG

    It's also an anagram of RACE ON, WEB GOD.

    Jolisa Gracewood, on the other hand, is an anagram of GO, AIR COOLED JAWS.

    London, England • Since Sep 2009 • 52 posts Report

  • Southerly: A Nightmarish Moment,

    A Vision
    I saw, as in a ghastly dream,
    An ice-cream man with toothy beam
    With which he beat a thousand bats.
    I saw, amid the ghastly hats
    A Werewolf in a horrid hood
    Who fought and fouled where'er he would.
    I did my best to quench my fear
    By drowning it in quarts of beer;
    Then dragged my laptop to the bogs
    So I could check their bloody blogs.

    London, England • Since Sep 2009 • 52 posts Report

  • Southerly: A World First of the Second Kind,

    Still, it probably did wonders for those unsightly protruding hairs (assuming he is such an exception among respected journalists as to have unsightly protruding hairs; take a bow, English libel laws). Whether the wonder consisted in cosmetic cauterisation of the nasal follicles, or in making the hairs protrude in a fashion more unsightly than ever before, is something we can only hope never to find out.

    London, England • Since Sep 2009 • 52 posts Report

  • Southerly: A World First of the Second Kind,

    Don't just judge a book by it's cover.

    Surely its cover

    I'm beginning to be rather fond of the tone of this discussion myself.

    London, England • Since Sep 2009 • 52 posts Report

  • Southerly: A World First of the Second Kind,

    I remember the days when a font was something you could wash a book cover in, provided it happened to be washable and at risk of blasphemy and damnation, rather than something on the book cover. Sometimes when I'm alone I find myself whispering the word "typeface" to myself in secret, illicit defiance.

    London, England • Since Sep 2009 • 52 posts Report

  • Southerly: A World First of the Second Kind,

    Since a heath is something flat, inhospitable and uncultivated that's been allowed to go to waste, I should have thought the Mental Heath Sector covered most of civilisation and the Antipodes.

    London, England • Since Sep 2009 • 52 posts Report

  • Southerly: Letter from a Beautiful…,

    All this sweetness and light is for boors;
    Give me darkness, death and the moors.
    Concluding on happy
    Is frequently crappy -
    A trick of hacks, hucksters and hoors.

    London, England • Since Sep 2009 • 52 posts Report

  • Southerly: The Secret Poetry of Economists,

    You mock, sir, the English orthography?
    If not for your Huttite geography
    You'd not get away
    With such caddish display:
    'Tis a blot, sir, upon your biography.

    London, England • Since Sep 2009 • 52 posts Report

  • Southerly: The Secret Poetry of Economists,

    So long I've been able to lark it
    Because of my trust in the market;
    But now I'm betrayed
    And lost and afraid,
    I'm off to a hermitage, fark it.

    London, England • Since Sep 2009 • 52 posts Report

  • Southerly: The Secret Poetry of Economists,

    Recessional

    The gleamers have turned into rusters,
    The boomers decayed into busters;
    I'm under an onus
    To pay back my bonus;
    I think I've been fucked in the clusters.

    London, England • Since Sep 2009 • 52 posts Report

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