Posts by Geoff Lealand

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  • Hard News: Anatomy of a Shambles,

    Pfft, my auntie does that, and she lives in Hawera.

    Double Pfft. I was raised and educated in Hawera and bleach was never part of this. Peroxide was, however.

    Interesting parallel discussions here--rinsing dishes and The Hobbit. I wonder what the connection is.

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  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    In the olden days the blood stained sheet was hung outside the house to prove the bride had been a virgin. Not sure how it worked for boys though.

    Maybe a pair of stained Y-fronts?

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  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    Getting a bit like reaching out and touching someone around here, chaps !

    Still, I can vividly remembering the first time I had proper (rather than improper) sex. A moment of great illumination: so there was a use for this thing...and were women everywhere walking around with similar facilities for bestowing such pleasure!

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  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    the only measurements I trust are done by third parties

    I don't get invites to many parties, these days.

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  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    My, the things you learn from a stroll around PAS on a wet Thursday afternoon!

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  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    I'd prefer some sort of graph.

    Or graphic? ;-)

    Let's put some pictures up.

    Are drawings allowed?

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  • OnPoint: On Freedom of Speech,

    what a shame it is that men can't compliment other men on their penises.

    Now there is an idea but I can't see it getting much traction. I wonder what criteria we could use--length, girth, heft, rate of usage, a cheerful grin? As in My, you have a big one there. Does it get out very often? Probably the only activity which has ever got close to such a possibility has been height-peeing contests.

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  • OnPoint: On Freedom of Speech,

    Depends on the light, I guess, as they come and go..

    I was recently reading some lad's mag at the barber's (sort of the male equivalent of reading No Idea) which had a feature on Things Blokes Do. Along with practices such as using your girlfriend's best shampoo on your pubes ("They never looked so shiney...!"), they suggested that, that at least once in their life, all men have tucked their apparatus between their legs, to see what they would look like as a girl. Hmmm...

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  • Hard News: Joining the conversation,

    cues?

    Taking the cue, I think you mean queue (ain't the English language daft?)

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  • Hard News: Joining the conversation,

    Excellent!!

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