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  • Graham Reid,

    and this from Ross Middleton

    The Frayed Finishes, Six Months with a Creaky Throat

    Covers band has huge success with this hit that has the singer cracking various octaves while warbling "Way-o-way-o-way" befor sucking on a lozenge. Just sold to Strepsil for new ad campaign.

    auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 45 posts Report

  • Graham Reid,

    Michael Stevens again, on a roll now . . .

    Of course The Swingers had their brief gay phase with "I'm doing the beat",
    and Split Enz briefly got caught up in the rogernomics flat tax hysteria of the early 80s with "I hope I never have to file again..."

    auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 45 posts Report

  • reece palmer,

    Graeme Burton,

    I fought the law and the law won.

    the terraces • Since Nov 2006 • 298 posts Report

  • vorn colgan,

    Or Bressa Creeting Cake's spectacularly ill-advised paean to Noel Gallagher "Pom Singing"...?

    Welli • Since Jan 2007 • 1 posts Report

  • Moz,

    Russel, I was sure from your title that you were talking about Che Tibby on drugs.

    Disappointed.

    Sydney, West Island • Since Nov 2006 • 1233 posts Report

  • Moz,

    Don't forget the Netherworld Dancing Toys comeback For Tomorrow, a paen to the new retirement savings program.

    Sydney, West Island • Since Nov 2006 • 1233 posts Report

  • Jen Ferguson,

    Russ Le Roq goes K Rd:

    I Wanna Be like Muhammed Ali
    But i'm lying in my own vomit outside Leo O'Malley...

    Peckham Rye, London • Since Jan 2007 • 26 posts Report

  • Jen Ferguson,

    And not forgetting the Enz' valiant attempt to promote conservation of New Zealand's native insect population:

    Six Moths In A Leaky Boat

    Peckham Rye, London • Since Jan 2007 • 26 posts Report

  • Simon Grigg,

    Don't forget the Netherworld Dancing Toys comeback For Tomorrow, a paen to the new retirement savings program.

    laugh you may, but such a thing, or a variation of it, was actually proposed in all seriousness

    Just another klong... • Since Nov 2006 • 3284 posts Report

  • reece palmer,

    Get the all new top ten tunes to save your soul* from Pastor Brian Tamaki!
    The first single is a remake of the Helen Reddy girl power anthem, I am Woman here's the first verse and chorus to 'I am Brian'


    I am Brian, hear me roar
    In jackets too big to ignore
    And I know too much to go back an' pretend
    'cause I've said it all before
    And faked piety on the floor
    No one's ever gonna keep me down again

    CHORUS
    Oh yes you must tithe
    Ev'ry weekend you will pay
    10 percent’s the price
    And look how much I've gained
    If I have to, I can buy anything
    I am strong (strong)
    I am invincible (invincible)
    I am Brian





    *Soul reains property of Pastor Brian until you cough up.

    the terraces • Since Nov 2006 • 298 posts Report

  • Russell Brown,

    I am Brian, hear me roar ...

    Genius.

    I'd have a crack at a second verse but I, um, don't know the second verse ...

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22850 posts Report

  • reece palmer,

    Ok then, just cos you asked for it, the full extended lyrics to 'I am Brian'

    Sing along if you know the tune,

    I am Brian, hear me roar
    In jackets too big to ignore
    And I know too much to go back an' pretend
    'cause I've said it all before
    And faked piety on the floor
    No one's ever gonna keep me down again

    CHORUS
    Oh yes you must tithe
    Ev’ry weekend you will pay
    10 percent’s the price
    And look how much I’ve gained
    If I have to, I can buy anything
    I am strong (strong)
    I am invincible (invincible)
    I am Brian

    You can bend but never break me
    'cause it only serves to make me
    More determined to achieve financial goals
    And I come back even richer
    Pretty soon you’ll get the picture
    'cause you've signed away all your childrens souls

    CHORUS
    Oh yes you must tithe
    Ev’ry weekend you will pay
    10 percent’s the price
    And look how much I’ve gained
    If I have to, I can buy anything
    I am strong (strong)
    I am invincible (invincible)
    I am Brian

    I am Brian watch me grow
    See me standing toe to toe
    As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
    But I'm still a humble pastor
    With just one thing to ask ya
    Can you put that lovely cash right in my hand

    Oh yes you must tithe
    Ev’ry weekend you will pay
    10 percent’s the price
    And look how much I’ve gained
    If I have to, I can buy anything
    I am strong (strong)
    I am invincible (invincible)
    I am Brian

    Oh, I am Brian
    I am invincible
    I am strong
    I am Brian (Fades)
    I am invincible
    I am strong
    I am Brian

    the terraces • Since Nov 2006 • 298 posts Report

  • reece palmer,

    heh

    the terraces • Since Nov 2006 • 298 posts Report

  • Lyndon Hood,

    Martin Phillips was of course distraught at the widespread misunderstanding of his tribute to his favourite fish I Love My Leatherjacket.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1115 posts Report

  • reece palmer,

    It would seem that Pastor Brian has some competition in the battle for your soul...

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1501119/story.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=10420812

    the terraces • Since Nov 2006 • 298 posts Report

  • Jackie Clark,

    You're a genius, Reece. Seriously.

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3136 posts Report

  • Greg Wood,

    I have in my hand a copy of Kaleidoscopium Worldopium by the Red Hot Chillsie Peppers; Martin Phillips’ ill-fated tilt at a mid-90s genre shift-slash-comeback, written and recorded over one blurred weekend at Anthony Kiedis’ plot on the Coromandel. This little known collaboration is largely incomprehensible, in part due to Phillips’ having to ensure every fourth word ended in or rhymed with “-opium”.

    Now back in Aucktown • Since Dec 2006 • 86 posts Report

  • Greg Wood,

    I should also point readers towards They Might Be The Finn Brothers' Luckiest Man Alive in Istanbul (not Constantinople) -- the real reason for the Crowded House reunion, given the cost of the ongoing legal ménage-a-trois between lawyers for They Might Be Giants, the Finn Brothers, and the Muppets as to who should pay the costs associated with psychotherapy for the millions of children exposed to this horror. Particularly scary bits include Tim Finn dressed as Rizzo the Rat, and the line “…a man finds love by his side / must be the luckiest man alive / but if he has a date in Constantinople / she’ll be waiting in Istanbul”. Luckily never released in physical form, the bootleg video was anonymously leaked onto the net in 2006, leaving a permanent stain.

    Now back in Aucktown • Since Dec 2006 • 86 posts Report

  • Stephen Judd,

    Oh well played sir, well played.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 3122 posts Report

  • Bevan Shortridge,

    Not much to add, except that I actually recall reading that piece from the Herald at the time ( i.e. 1995) and being much amused. Could not have recalled who had written it but definitely remember reading it. Weird how some things stay with you...

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 122 posts Report

  • Russell Brown,

    Deja Voodoo with Tim Finn, One Night in Saigon':

    Trash rockers Deja Voodoo, best known for their anthemic tribute to methamphetamine, 'P', teamed up with Kiwi music legend Tim Finn in 2005 to record an equally anthemic version of Billy Joel's AOR hit. Band founders Matt Heath and Chris Stapp continue to play the song in place of "Auld lang Syne" at New Year's Eve gigs, and on their radio show, to torture drivers stuck in traffic.

    But here's the thing: everything above is true_. In fact, they just played it ...

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22850 posts Report

  • Greg Wood,

    The Back Lawn is Don McGlashan’s edgy experimental pre-ambient noisecore reworking of the entire Front Lawn catalogue into a single track consisting of every single Front Lawn song, all played at the same time by the Dominion Road Halfway House Drainpipe and Jandal Ensemble. The true genius of the man is made clear when the single is played backwards: a perfect rendition of Harry Sinclair’s voice floats eerily from the speakers, straining as he screams “euphonium” very, very slowly – in fact, that one word takes the entire 4:47 to say. Police say the single has a street value of nearly ten million dollars.

    Now back in Aucktown • Since Dec 2006 • 86 posts Report

  • Greg Wood,

    While researching the earlier Muppets / Finns / Giants story, it became clear that the early nineties were rather troubled years for the Brothers. Facing a grunge lahar, our chiming chord-ridden late-eighties wunderkind were forced to resort to all manner of collaboration to remake themselves famous. In one such example, at around the same time that Neil was diagnosed with guitar-induced OOS, choirboy Norman Cook developed a bizarre obsession with charting in New Zealand. A management decision resulted in Crowded Housemartins -- a less than successful, yet still strangely compelling acapella tag-team. This rare album of surprisingly highly strung songs -- including Your Caravan Of Love Better Be Home Soon and the goose-pimply delicate He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Finn Brother (more than a foreshadowing of the post-__House__ fraternal hookup, it's also a sweet reference to Tim’s Elvis Years) – is especially remarkable for the final crescendo during the last five seconds of I Feel Possessed By The People Who Grinned Themselves To Death, reliably rumoured to be the last sound ever to come out of Norman Cook’s mouth prior to his reincarnation seven years later as Fat Boy Slim.

    Coming up next: in-depth analysis of the failed Crowded Beach House experiment, when Neil was locked in at Karekare with a pre-recovery Brian Wilson, an 808, and two toitoi feathers.

    Now back in Aucktown • Since Dec 2006 • 86 posts Report

  • Graham Reid,

    Making up songs isn't easy, but making up a whole band is even harder. I did it -- with the permsssion of the real Ramblers -- in a series of stories which ran in the Herald a couple of years back.
    The real Ramblers, which included promoter Brent Eccles, were going to a play a rare gig so we asked if we could kind of extrapolate a bit and write the story of the band, me going to see them record and so on.
    As is always the case with such pieces, some people took it at face value -- just as they did when I filed the Amber Riley-Thomson saga, the series about a stroppy 14-year old kid whose family allowed me access to report on their exploits.
    That one had talkback lines burning -- and in Oz according to my sister who heard some blatherers nutting off about this horrid and ungrateful little girl.
    The Ramblers' story didn't have quite the same effect, but I did get a lot of calls about it. One guy wanted to know how to get hold of their Cheap Muscatel and a Korean Guitar album. (The title of which I made up and is a special favourite of mine).
    Anyway, here's the first of the Ramblers stories, you can find the others on-line.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/search/story.cfm?storyid=0F46E580-39E3-11DA-8E1B-A5B353C55561

    auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 45 posts Report

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