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Hard News: Reasons to be cheerful

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  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    this shot of my cat - closely followed by me dropping the camera and running.

    Looks like prep for a boxing match or caught whilst burying. Either way, very good photo :)

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6796 posts Report

  • giovanni tiso,

    It's an obituary, so perhaps not a reason to be cheerful as such. But I found the following from Denish Welch on Andrew Mason quite lovely.

    Wellington • Since Jun 2007 • 7473 posts Report

  • Steve Barnes,

    Big cheer for Henry, the one hundred and eleven year old Tuatara. He's a Dad

    Ay, congrats.
    But did you know that the Tuatars has no penis?

    Males do not have a penis; they reproduce by the male lifting the tail of the female and placing his vent over hers. The sperm is then transferred into the female, much like the mating process in birds.,

    ref
    and

    Prior to the adoption of the Latin word in English the penis was referred to as a "yard". The Oxford English Dictionary cites an example of the word yard used in this sense from 1379,[1] and notes that in his Physical Dictionary of 1684, Steven Blankaart defined the word penis as "the Yard, made up of two nervous Bodies, the Channel, Nut, Skin, and Fore-skin, etc

    ref
    So. erm. ah.
    I forgot what I was saying.

    Peria • Since Dec 2006 • 5521 posts Report

  • Joanna,

    @ Jack Elder - aaaaah, you're THAT Jack Elder. You and your sister were always really nice to me in the absence of my own older siblings, so cheers for that!

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Graeme Edgeler,

    @ Jack Elder - aaaaah, you're THAT Jack Elder.

    The former Minister of Internal Affairs, and last great user of Parliament's billiard room?

    Wellington, New Zealand • Since Nov 2006 • 3215 posts Report

  • JackElder,

    The former Minister of Internal Affairs, and last great user of Parliament's billiard room?

    No, the other one. No relation.

    Seriously, when I was a student in the mid '90s, he had an unlisted number but I didn't. I used to get all his crank phone calls. And in one very odd twist of bad recordkeeping, one of my student loan bills was sent to his office in Parliament. I have no idea how it happened, but i do know he didn't pay it.

    Wellington • Since Mar 2008 • 709 posts Report

  • Kyle Matthews,

    And in one very odd twist of bad recordkeeping, one of my student loan bills was sent to his office in Parliament. I have no idea how it happened, but i do know he didn't pay it.

    Well he clearly was a terrible Minister of Internal Affairs. Refusing to pay your student loan bill! What's the world coming to?

    Since Nov 2006 • 6243 posts Report

  • JackElder,

    And Joanna - no worries. It's always odd re-meeting people from your own childhood, isn't it? For one thing, we're taller.

    Wellington • Since Mar 2008 • 709 posts Report

  • Russell Brown,

    When I interviewed John Cale years ago, he confessed to getting cheques for JJ Cale's royalties from (as I recall) Switzerland.

    You should apply for Parliamentary superannuation. What's the worst that could happen?

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22850 posts Report

  • Joe Wylie,

    I used to have a mate that would toss empty beer cans over the roof of the car from the drivers seat as he meandered to or from anywhere he happened to be.
    I anybody and I mean anybody, who dared to attempt to chastise him for this behaviour he would berate them for denying small furry animals the right to a modern home.

    The downside of providing hi-tech help to small animals. Click to enlarge.

    flat earth • Since Jan 2007 • 4593 posts Report

  • andin,

    You should apply for Parliamentary superannuation. What's the worst that could happen?

    Well the other Jack Elder used to be besotted with Sue Bradford.
    Pre-pre-parli
    But thats going back......

    raglan • Since Mar 2007 • 1891 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    I've always been bitter, given that my middle name is Matthew, that I never got a cent out of those pretenders, Bonn Motor Works, who have been trading on my initials for years.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Steve Barnes,

    You should apply for Parliamentary superannuation. What's the worst that could happen?

    Attempted fraud charges?

    Peria • Since Dec 2006 • 5521 posts Report

  • Michael Savidge,

    I've always been bitter, given that my middle name is Matthew, that I never got a cent out of those pretenders, Bonn Motor Works, who have been trading on my initials for years.

    I'm pretty sure that's Bayern MW dude...

    </pendant>

    Somewhere near Wellington… • Since Nov 2006 • 324 posts Report

  • Sacha,

    Wasn't it Bavarian ?

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • Michael Savidge,

    Really Sacha, why don't we just bloody check first.

    Bayerische Motoren Werke


    Apparently...

    Somewhere near Wellington… • Since Nov 2006 • 324 posts Report

  • Michael Savidge,

    So y'were right....

    Somewhere near Wellington… • Since Nov 2006 • 324 posts Report

  • Sacha,

    And bloody good motors they are too.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    Oh, yeah and those bastards too. Bloody good at making my name sound like it's overpriced.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Craig Ranapia,

    </pendant>

    Sorry for being pedantic, but don't you mean 'pedant'? :)

    North Shore, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 12370 posts Report

  • Sacha,

    Refer previous thread - somewhere over a year back</pendantic>

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • linger,

    talk about a hanging thread!

    Tokyo • Since Apr 2007 • 1944 posts Report

  • Amy Gale,

    Frozen HAIR???

    In my first winter here, one of the women in my department blithely explained that it was fine to wash your hair in the morning in winter - you just wore a hat, and that kept your head warm; the ends of your hair would freeze but that was no biggie. Yeah, no. I wash my hair at night.

    tha Ith • Since May 2007 • 471 posts Report

  • Bob Munro,

    Yet another reason to be cheerful. Bill Kristol has written his last column
    for the New York Times.

    Christchurch • Since Aug 2007 • 418 posts Report

  • giovanni tiso,

    The NYT doesn't stand on ceremony, does it: "This is William Kristol’s last column." Surely, the sweetest six words in the English language. But it doesn't say "for this publication". Are they going to make sure he doesn't work for anybody else after this?

    Wellington • Since Jun 2007 • 7473 posts Report

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