Posts by Danielle
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Up Front: It's Not Sex, and It's Not Education, in reply to James Butler,
Saint Fucking Paul
And a pox on YOU, my friend, for today's bad NZ song earworm.
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Up Front: It's Not Sex, and It's Not Education, in reply to Martin Lindberg,
Artisanal condoms! They're the next big thing.
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pictures of just that event
I remember being so amazed by that video that I don’t even have to look at it now, because it is firmly etched in my mind, sperm-sucking squid styles.
Oh, You. Stop it! (Don’t really.)
Lucy, I think you might be making us all a bit… flustered.
ETA:
Isn’t that the argument we’ve been making for about five pages now?
Perhaps we should have been saying something like "hooray for handjobs!" instead.
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Up Front: It's Not Sex, and It's Not Education, in reply to Isabel Hitchings,
I can imagine these new classes sex educators are going to run. "Are you DTF? Well, first closely examine your cervical mucous to see if it is of egg-white consistency!"
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I have a shit show of knowing when I am ovulating.
Seriously. Finding out when you're ovulating is quite a complex business even for people who have regular periods. I spent quite some time trying to get pregnant based on an ovulation date you would assume from 'fact-based' education was right. It wasn't. So do we issue all sexually active heterosexual teen girls with basal body temperature thermometers, or recommend something considerably less complicated?
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Up Front: It's Not Sex, and It's Not Education, in reply to Lucy Stewart,
(the chance of pregnancy is probably already zero since women are fertile less than half the time).
Speaking of unhelpful things to tell kids? Yeeeeeeeeeeah. That.
Particularly as during your teens your periods are often quite unpredictable, and you could be ovulating at some seriously wackaloon time. And sperm, they can lurk for a day or two. Or five.
(Ross, I have a first cousin called Randy. I do not snicker at his name. Much.)
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Up Front: It's Not Sex, and It's Not Education, in reply to Nat,
Good substitutes?
I'm drawing such a blank here. 'Aroused' is too specific, and 'up for it' is too vague. I suppose if Jersey Shore has given us anything of lasting value apart from Snooki, it may be the acronym 'DTF', which stands for 'down to fuck'.
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I wonder if I am alone in thinking that "horny" is the most cringeworthy word on earth.
Righto then, as you were.
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Inevitably:
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I *love* those trumpets. But I couldn't tell you why either.