Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Hard News: The Creepy Party,

    guy grrr counter...

    "Don't Flame my arse"

    pictures here...*
    ;- )

    ...no but seriously it's the crashing radioactive boars I worry about, one likes one's bacon cooked further down the spectrum...

    *[edit] plenty of helium there too!

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Up Front: Eat Up Your Brothelly,

    beyond the imperial fiscal drug...

    Shorthand for Pounds, Shillings and Pence.

    well ok, I'm sure they got up to speed with the dexies-mal system, too...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: The Creepy Party,

    scaretakers...

    If anyone has a few spare billions, and some ships, we could relocate it to New Zealand maybe?

    personally I think that is the exact position NZ could be taking - as a biological control zone (and possibly even in Antarctica)...
    - No GM/GE or nuclear power and seed banks / nurseries as back up to Northern Hemisphere seed banks - I think the recent Russian fires threatened not only nuclear power plants (and created airborne radioactive ash from around Chernobyl) but also threatened a seedbank as well - though I may have misconstrued the story you linked to and confabulated my own reality...

    meanwhile Thailand considers a nuclear future...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Up Front: Eat Up Your Brothelly,

    the opiates of the masses...

    And I guess one difference between dentistry, banking and prostitution is that only one of those professions would be likely to be chosen by someone who was looking to support a P-habit

    I understood that bankers have an abiding interest in taking LSD...
    ...or is it as the old (adapted) saw has it
    "only usurers lose drugs..."

    Dear Johns and belle amis du jour ...!
    ...as I recall from my days in Wellington in the '80s there were places where the rising sons and the great and good could go to be "entertained" by bright and accommodating young ladies, not a stones throw from Oriental Parade...
    I'm sure these needs are still catered for today...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: The Creepy Party,

    our tariffying future...

    We are all in this together, we only have the one Planet. When today's developed countries were, well, Developing, we didn't have the technology we have now.

    quite...
    and it will be interesting to see where that technology arc goes...
    ...after seeing it praised by other folk here, I am currently reading The Windup Girl, seems like
    a very possible future to me...

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  • Up Front: Eat Up Your Brothelly,

    ...carrying a big stick?

    (Frankly if souls were actually a saleable commodity they'd have to get in the cue behind me to get cash money for something I have never used.)

    cue the ever-prompt pedant patrol...
    ...and a line-up of the usual suspects,
    well, cue is within cooee of queue...


    a soupcon of similarity...

    I'm seriously curious whether there would be any resemblance at all between Pammy's and regular hetero brothel.

    ...and how is a women paying for a little ass in a he-whorehouse (or boydello) not regular hetero?
    (interestingly brothel originally had a meaning of "worthless man" in late Middle English)

    just the facts madam...

    You could argue whether that's really a documentary, but it seems they don't intend to make something ghastly.

    ...insomuch as it would be "using pictures or interviews with people involved in real events to provide a factual record or report" it would be a documentary - and would have to be a peg above Britain's Worst Teeth and similar rubbish...

    Windows - there is a DOS house over yonder...

    I've often thought that they should have a brothel where the sex workers dress up as 'windows' from the television programme Play School. The round window, the square window, the arch window, the triangle window, and so on.

    David, you could get in a jamb with this idea... though the idea of Platonic Solace has its merits, like the Play School door, it will have its knockers...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Stories: Famous blue raincoats, etc,

    Foot wary...

    I don't get the antipathy towards crocs.
    They're just jandals without the toestrap.

    it's a thongless task being an
    allegator of style crimes...

    yrs
    The Ruby Hat
    of Omar Khayyam

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: The Orcon Great Blend 2010:…,

    Heel 'n' toe...

    ...drop-in parquet dancefloor and all -- in the main Wintergarden room. Bring your dancing shoes

    But not your stilettoes - otherwise the parquet will turn into pick-up sticks!

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Speaker: John Roughan is Scared,

    sometimes a grate notion...

    One Flew Over The Cookie's Nest.

    But Chief, they're all Sesameal Crackers in there...

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  • Hard News: The Beautiful Pants,

    Tat-for-tit?
    @ Sofe (with the wandering i) the Titaness...

    I often think I would donate my tits to charity, if only someone would pay. :)

    seamingly the quality of your mercery is strained
    better to go with titivation than tit-evasion

    but if this is just a storm in a T cup
    well the Titannic sails at dawn
    and will breast all waves or bust...

    and remember charity begins at home...
    so a tit tithing to charity would be a charititty
    and a source of tit-elation for them
    ...he said charily...

    ...of course charivari is just a racket...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

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