Posts by Ian Dalziel
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Goodbye, Mr Chips ...
On the topic of teachers' pay...
and this government keeps harping on that they want to ensure the future, yet keep pruning back the means for our young to learn in the best manner possible... logic fail!
DOH! Nut!A Wellington man has claimed that the Earth is torus shaped, provoking sharp disagreement from scientists who point to the overwhelming evidence in favor of the spherical earth model.
Though there is a whole lot of dough, moolah, er money to be made in the Torus Trade...
Observation is everything...Meanwhile, philosophers continue to assert that the "What shape is the Earth?" is meaningless because no one has definitively proved it exists and, that even if it does, whether we live there.
Researchers from The Three Blind Men Institute have today released their conclusive findings on the shape of an elephant...
Erica clapped on...He's actually a heath statistician, but he turned out to be gold for statistical analysis in general.
so he'd be good on Common ground
and a whizz with Ledgers ?
the Damage done...I don't want to sound mean, but I wish everyone a very average day.
will standards be flying at half mast?
after all Statistic is just standing still (static) with sit back down in it...
or 'tis all white noise and the only statistics we represent are collateral damage? -
The Pen is mightier than the... S-word?
Do they think we keep tape measures stashed away for opportune moments?
The cubit is a handy measuring unit
one always has one on hand
or at least at arms length...
so if you can get a little forearm
in the foreplay, plumb away.... -
Yarns from the Shanghai Press Gang...
....a sort of thread hijack?
...wouldn't worry Jacqui
- these things seem to zigzag
all over the placeweave, even...
...like magick...
<pause>
<music wells; 3.. 2... 1... >
laid up is just dial down
and laid down is dial up just
while laid back and laid out
leave one flatout, no doubtwhen you've got a little thread
and yer web bound all abed
two hanks for intertwinement
can get ropey soon enough...Loom Jennies spinning rough
braiding, looping, lacing,
twisting, winding, and
artful dodgering...a cloth run thing - fibre brief
some felt - the Flannel Solution
a ragged runaround - don't call me
wipey, indigene - brief ire.<...Music falters, fades>
...any old tosh really,
with a layer of juicy
subtextual hypertriggers...most default to food in
three faltering steps...point your sails
wherever it blowsspin out to a whirl of
gyroscopic topics[and steam gives way to sail
- where practicable...] -
with New Crack Whore additives!!
They sound great, the mouthfeel....
I can see a new toothpaste (or gargle) on the horizon already - A brush with filth - Dirty words reach parts other gels don't go... (with warnings for people with "sensitive teeth" of course...)
A glass act to follow......drop a rack of nearly-boiling test tubes
on my foot...I'm guessing anything in the vicinity of 2230 Celsius, close to a pedal extremity, could invoke a relatively heated stream of robust invective!
Panel beaters...Seems a job at a comic shop
might be the place for you...well they do give us a framework for society...
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Gosh. I feel very concerned about the well-being of the snail now.
...more butter?
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Margin of error meet the Margarine of terror...
the spread of...
known knowns
known unknowns
and
unknown unknownsor as Onan said
Know thyself -
Hell hath no furry...
Dr. Moreau
Temuera Morrison has an Island Background too...
<dons-rose-speckled-tintacles>Gray day shun...
...where they get fluffy bits on their hoods
Lint all abeam in lieu
of mortar board
capitation on off adieu
I'm mortal baud
banned width milieu
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That's the categories. What a Monster.
What no:
Miss Sogyny
Miss Conception
Miss Anthrope
Miss Behaving
Miss Feasance
Miss Apprehension
Miss Cegenation
Miss Fortune
Miss Smash
Miss Judged
Miss Shapen
Miss Stress
Miss Trussed
Miss Directed
Miss Tea-Eyed
Miss Understood
Miss UsedNiece work if you can get it....
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Les Miserabilistics
a social tour de force majeure
by Winner Biggo"...two-fisted tales of a city torn,
the rough and tumbrel
of revolution and rocketry..." -
Bob Parker's just won Christchurch, too.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo.......
....aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhHHHHH!the election poster
the result!
I don't think I can take another
3 years of this Joker....