Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • OnPoint: Did you know we're in a recession?,

    Goodbye, Mr Chips ...

    On the topic of teachers' pay...

    and this government keeps harping on that they want to ensure the future, yet keep pruning back the means for our young to learn in the best manner possible... logic fail!


    DOH! Nut!

    A Wellington man has claimed that the Earth is torus shaped, provoking sharp disagreement from scientists who point to the overwhelming evidence in favor of the spherical earth model.

    Though there is a whole lot of dough, moolah, er money to be made in the Torus Trade...


    Observation is everything...

    Meanwhile, philosophers continue to assert that the "What shape is the Earth?" is meaningless because no one has definitively proved it exists and, that even if it does, whether we live there.

    Researchers from The Three Blind Men Institute have today released their conclusive findings on the shape of an elephant...


    Erica clapped on...

    He's actually a heath statistician, but he turned out to be gold for statistical analysis in general.

    so he'd be good on Common ground
    and a whizz with Ledgers ?


    the Damage done...

    I don't want to sound mean, but I wish everyone a very average day.

    will standards be flying at half mast?
    after all Statistic is just standing still (static) with sit back down in it...
    or 'tis all white noise and the only statistics we represent are collateral damage?

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    The Pen is mightier than the... S-word?

    Do they think we keep tape measures stashed away for opportune moments?

    The cubit is a handy measuring unit
    one always has one on hand
    or at least at arms length...
    so if you can get a little forearm
    in the foreplay, plumb away....

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Field Theory: Great game of netball or…,

    Yarns from the Shanghai Press Gang...

    ....a sort of thread hijack?
    ...wouldn't worry Jacqui
    - these things seem to zigzag
    all over the place

    weave, even...

    ...like magick...

    <pause>

    <music wells; 3.. 2... 1... >

    laid up is just dial down
    and laid down is dial up just
    while laid back and laid out
    leave one flatout, no doubt

    when you've got a little thread
    and yer web bound all abed
    two hanks for intertwinement
    can get ropey soon enough...

    Loom Jennies spinning rough
    braiding, looping, lacing,
    twisting, winding, and
    artful dodgering...

    a cloth run thing - fibre brief
    some felt - the Flannel Solution
    a ragged runaround - don't call me
    wipey, indigene - brief ire.

    <...Music falters, fades>

    ...any old tosh really,
    with a layer of juicy
    subtextual hypertriggers...

    most default to food in
    three faltering steps...

    point your sails
    wherever it blows

    spin out to a whirl of
    gyroscopic topics



    [and steam gives way to sail
    - where practicable...]

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • OnPoint: On Freedom of Speech,

    with New Crack Whore additives!!

    They sound great, the mouthfeel....

    I can see a new toothpaste (or gargle) on the horizon already - A brush with filth - Dirty words reach parts other gels don't go... (with warnings for people with "sensitive teeth" of course...)


    A glass act to follow...

    ...drop a rack of nearly-boiling test tubes
    on my foot...

    I'm guessing anything in the vicinity of 2230 Celsius, close to a pedal extremity, could invoke a relatively heated stream of robust invective!


    Panel beaters...

    Seems a job at a comic shop
    might be the place for you...

    well they do give us a framework for society...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Southerly: At Last, David Haywood's 2010…,

    Gosh. I feel very concerned about the well-being of the snail now.

    ...more butter?

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Morning in Auckland,

    Margin of error meet the Margarine of terror...
    the spread of...
    known knowns
    known unknowns
    and
    unknown unknowns

    or as Onan said
    Know thyself

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Southerly: At Last, David Haywood's 2010…,

    Hell hath no furry...

    Dr. Moreau

    Temuera Morrison has an Island Background too...


    <dons-rose-speckled-tintacles>

    Gray day shun...

    ...where they get fluffy bits on their hoods

    Lint all abeam in lieu
    of mortar board
    capitation on off adieu
    I'm mortal baud
    banned width milieu


    </whimsy>

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • OnPoint: On Freedom of Speech,

    That's the categories. What a Monster.

    What no:

    Miss Sogyny
    Miss Conception
    Miss Anthrope
    Miss Behaving
    Miss Feasance
    Miss Apprehension
    Miss Cegenation
    Miss Fortune
    Miss Smash
    Miss Judged
    Miss Shapen
    Miss Stress
    Miss Trussed
    Miss Directed
    Miss Tea-Eyed
    Miss Understood
    Miss Used

    Niece work if you can get it....

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Southerly: At Last, David Haywood's 2010…,

    Les Miserabilistics
    a social tour de force majeure
    by Winner Biggo

    "...two-fisted tales of a city torn,
    the rough and tumbrel
    of revolution and rocketry..."

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Voting Local 2010,

    Bob Parker's just won Christchurch, too.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo.......
    ....aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhHHHHH!

    the election poster

    the result!

    I don't think I can take another
    3 years of this Joker....


    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

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