Posts by Emma Hart
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So she jumps in from the driver's side? How does that work?
It's like that 'sliding across the bonnet' thing. Only from the inside. In a short skirt. Minding the gearstick. Something you're never going to manage in a Maserati, frankly.
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Emphasis added in the interest of belabouring the point that this woman would like others not to view her as a victim, but the New Zealand Herald doesn't give a shit.
That'd be my analysis. It's probably sad that doesn't even surprise me.
For sheer salaciousness, try this from Stuff this morning:
The dominatrix narrows her charcoal eyes and pouts her blood stained lips.
Blood stained (sic). You mean... red, right? As in, lipstick-stained? Also this is right next to a photograph of the woman in question, and her eyes are blue.
But y'know, whatever.
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an enlightened woman
Chicks don't exist to be tastefulness-arbiters, do they? (If they do, I'm a total failure.)
We're just not sufficiently enlightened, Danielle.
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uh ... um ... I'll go stand in the corner now, my bad.
Hey, Paul is Depp-ing, and it's for Craig, the lucky bastard.
I got told I looked like Palin on Facebook a couple of days ago. I think this covers pretty much any brunette with glasses now.
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Ha! Our ginga cat does that too.
Our ginga cat got his name (Wooster) from his ability to fall off windowsills into bushes, or get himself inextricably tangled in the blind cord. They DO get really shitty when you laugh at them.
Bastard Cat was the one before him, whose tactic for getting us out of bed in the morning was to knock ornaments off the windowsill. Slowly and deliberately, one at a time, checking for reaction between each one.
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Yeah, but *they're* about to elect this groundbreaking historically significant dude, and *we're* about to elect... John Key. Quality control: EPIC FAIL. :)
Y'know, I'd valiantly managed to maintain a calm reasonable attitude until now, but the last few days Key has really pissed me off. He's in favour of civil unions, he just voted against them. He'd keep us in Kyoto, and pull us out. He's both keeping and abolishing the Families' Commission. He's Schrodinger's Candidate: in a state of simultaneously holding every possible policy position - right up until we open the box.
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academic piss-taking (Persuasion)
Possession? The AS Byatt? Which is one of my all-time favourite books.
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Over here you will find the Ultimate West Wing Challenge, featuring David Tennant blowing his cover as a total fanboi. At one point, he's asked who composed the theme music, and he yells "W.G. Snuffy Walden" with a glee that has to be seen to be believed.
I love him.
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Emma, this has been the best blog ever. It has kept me amused for a couple days of otherwise mindless activity at work.
Cheers for that Dinah. Though I'd like to give most of the credit to the brilliant comments thread.
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without the bloody soundtrack
Oh Giovanni, what do you have against Snuffy Walden?