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Muskrat Love, one of the greatest songs ever written, by anyone. Now Captain Riddley, everyone knows the Chief was really bonking 99, Max had no idea, and there's that number 9 again, get it?
Also, I say alot of things, and the voices do too, you're job is to listen, gotit! -
Open the bomb-bay doors HAL...!
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Look Stephen, we don't want a visit from Captain Riddley, now do we?
Ralphie is my favourite, "Everyone's a winner!" -
Lone Ranger, look Tonto, the red man is coming, in numbers and they don't look happy with us.
Tonto; whaddya mean us, white man?
BTW, Captain and T worked, we recruited alot of muskrats for the cause you know. -
What are you doing Dave?
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Kiwiana...shudders like Lisa Simpson, oh how I hate that world, nothing personal Stephen.
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I think we need to get you in, you know, for a quiet chat, Kurtz is obviously getting to you Captain...
"The more I read about him, the more I began to like him." (Apocalypse Now). -
However, these Iranians are from the elite Revolutionary Guard and had no business in Iraq.
These are not the elite Revolutionary Guards you are looking for...
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John Key; so Dave, how are those blogs you have going over there?
DPF; fine, fine, you know, I'm holding up, but this can't go on forever.
JK; look, not long to go now and you're home free, I must say "WO" is very impressed...
DPF; yeah, but maintaining 12 different personna's is killing me, especially Sonic. I'm starting to think like him you know.
JK; there will be a complete cleansing once you have completed your task...
DPF; look JK, I'm going to need some special help, that Riddeley guy's been asking questions about, you know, Curia.
JK; Jebus Dave, what the...you're Riddely arn't you!!! -
James, you're going to need to come in for re-programming, it's fine really, just a little scar, on the forehead...