Posts by Ross Mason

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  • Somebody Had To Say This....,

    Oh, and the 'A4' thing? WTF?

    Its the most stupidist sized piece of paper ever invented.

    Letter.

    Too wide, too short. ...for anything.

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report

  • Somebody Had To Say This....,

    Here is a taste of world nolledge of those of the US of A.

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report

  • Hard News: Dropping the Ball,

    It's a shame the Super City won't be going all the way to North Cape. Then a road or street somewhere up there could be named after John Minto.

    THAT should guarantee sending Ross Meurant into an apoplectic fit!

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report

  • Hard News: Dropping the Ball,

    Reds Quad

    Blue hoo hoo.

    Beat Me!! Beat Me!
    Move Move!
    Beat Me Beat Me!
    Move Move!

    The name of the beer dispensing station in the tent will be the Minto Bar

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report

  • Hard News: Dropping the Ball,

    As Paul C says (although admittedly more politely) if you're not a fan of gorilla racing then you're stuck with very few options

    And

    yes - perhaps they could choose smaller rugby players ....

    THE Sport

    These were the days......"Lets have a stoning...."

    Impact of the 1981 Springbok tour

    Support for the Springbok tour was particularly strong in rural and small-town New Zealand. In the Taranaki dairy town of Eltham, 50 lonely protestors were showered with eggs and bottles as they marched up the street one Friday night.

    But now everyone is happy. Those brownies aren't getting the games on their own now!!!! I have to smile though. I can't recall the news items this morning mentioning the fact that Maori TV is showing ALL 48 games (32 delayed). But they did mention who was in the consortium.

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report

  • Somebody Had To Say This....,

    Huh?

    Getting thousands of people to voluntarily * hand over enormous sums of money

    From Herald today:

    One man said he was at the church's Hamilton branch and was about to sign up to Destiny when he received a nasty surprise. "I was promptly asked to sign a tithing/AP form agreeing to give 10 per cent of my income to the church from then on."

    Would have gone on the nags anyway........ Betcha.

    My asterix with gall * =
    "You cannot enter the kingdom of Dog.
    You cannot pass GO.......
    But feel free to sign....then....
    Heaven awaits"

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report

  • Somebody Had To Say This....,

    join my sweepstake on when Bishop Brainless

    I had a Serious Think about labels: The scary thing is, he probably isn't brainless.

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report

  • Somebody Had To Say This....,

    Anyone want to join my sweepstake on when Bishop Brainless is going to predict the end of the world? After all, Isn't that what these guys end up doing? Then he can ride off into the sunset on the Harley with the brothers.

    2012 could be a good year to start. I'll take April 1st.

    He will be in good company.

    Sigh.....

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report

  • Hard News: Still crazy after all these years,

    Off the NZ Royal Society Newsletter today:

    Rise in self-diagnosis of bipolar disorder: research
    Psychiatrists in Britain claim to have discovered a new phenomenon- people diagnosing themselves with bipolar disorder

    Yes I am
    No I'm not
    Yes I am!
    No, I'm not!

    ...am too.

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report

  • Somebody Had To Say This....,

    Hopefully it might end.....

    Bishop to pawnshop - Cheque bounced.

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report

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