Up Front: P.A. Story
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(This could turn into a feminist tract examining society's dichotomous expectations for women to be either manatee or witch.)
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Kumara Republic, in reply to
Torchwood, a story of insurance fraud in the eastern suburbs..
"The City Who Sued God."
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Jackie Clark, in reply to
Actually, I did have something. It was "Could I ride on Hilary's coat tails, because I suspect this is the way I would have gone." So if it's alright with you, Hilary, you're posting for two!
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Islander, in reply to
Cool!
But the pinkshirted ref didnt know that... -
Islander, in reply to
O shit! I've never written for the probable audience Emma has in mind...but I am very sure that anything you add will both lower & raise the tones - as is noted & duly adjusted by The Cupboard-
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Islander, in reply to
O - wee addendam.
Manatees are largely vegetarian, but also eat small fish. I picked the smallest one I know about.
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Jackie Clark, in reply to
No, I have nothing to add. It's great reading everyone else's contributions though.
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Lilith __, in reply to
“The City Who Sued God.”
But which one?? Who would be hanging around a sheep paddock out of Darfield at 4.35 on a Saturday morning? [if I can rudely transpose Douglas Adams]
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Hilary Stace, in reply to
OK, this one can be a piscatarian. Could probably do with the omega-3.
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Islander, in reply to
Or R. Hugh Morrison-
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Islander, in reply to
Excellent! Will look forward to her further adventures -pref. outside the liquifaction fields-
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Tamsin lurched under the force of her boss' wrath.
"Understand this. We deal with time. We deal with space. We deal with catastrophe, inconsistency, and aquatic mammals who aren't where they should be. Our scope is fucking enormous. It's a huge manor, T."
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On the subject of liquefaction fields, we ladies from the East are shown up by our muddy hems.
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Islander, in reply to
A possible start could be -
This is a story that contains multitudes. It is all you desire & so much more-
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Lilith __, in reply to
Also, yeah, I’ve been getting that Torchwood vibe. Because there is clearly some kind of time-space continuum policing organisation that Megan, Hadyn, and Ellerslie Panmure belong to. And it needs a name…
Logburner? ;-)
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“Understand this. We deal with time. We deal with space. We deal with catastrophe, inconsistency, and aquatic mammals who aren’t where they should be. Our scope is fucking enormous. It’s a huge manor, T.”
Fucking awesome.
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Emma Hart, in reply to
Logburner? ;-)
Ha! given how hard it is to get authorisation for one of those...
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Emma Hart, in reply to
Fucking awesome.
Yeah, that's going in verbatim.
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giovanni tiso, in reply to
This could turn into a feminist tract examining society’s dichotomous expectations for women to be either manatee or witch.
If it does, I'm going to have to come to Auckland.
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Lilith __, in reply to
Logburner? ;-)
Ha! given how hard it is to get authorisation for one of those…
Well, y'know, mavericks operating outside the law and all....
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The Half-Manatee of O. Evil drunken gold prospector sifting the Avon is paid by emissaries of the Other Half to kidnap young, dreamy girl through and push her through a liquified sinkhole to the "Green Zone", a parallel universe in which Christchurch is 1 metre below sea level, and inhabited by people and fish, at war with each other, due to a horrendous cataclysm that tore their original mermaidesqe existence apart. Unbeknownst to the evil humans, a young socially awkward engineer with a strong crush follows her through the ooze....
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Islander, in reply to
Ooooo...
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I think that rather than writing this in rhymes this should be written completely in pun, the sort of really bad atrocious puns that your Dad used to make - the goal is to work through the sniggers, push past the groans until we reach that nirvana where they are seem so funny but no one knows why .... or not
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Carol Stewart, in reply to
As well as orogenous ones.
Subduction leads to orogeny ...
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Islander, in reply to
YES!
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