Up Front: Oh, Cock!
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A funny from wikipedia
"Results vary, with studies that rely on self-measurement reporting a significantly higher average than those with staff measuring, but a mean human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length."
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If you ever wondered what gay inches were.
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a mean human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length.
Does it say how long the kind ones are?
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Danish Horses.
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If you ever wondered what gay inches were.
DENMARK! (shakes fist)
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I don't know why, but I suddenly remembered the best workshop safety advice ever, namely:
NEVER PUT YOUR FINGER WHERE YOU WOULDN'T PUT YOUR PENIS.
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NEVER PUT YOUR FINGER WHERE YOU WOULDN'T PUT YOUR PENIS
Advice for life
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NEVER PUT YOUR FINGER WHERE YOU WOULDN'T PUT YOUR PENIS
Advice for life
I really want to see you guys cook.
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I'd also like to point out I'm touch typing right now and, sorry, but no.
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3410,
You want to see my what?!
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the only measurements I trust are done by third parties
I don't get invites to many parties, these days.
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Measuring each other is so much fun! I bet it's a great bonding exercise for the All Blacks and the Warriors. I certainly want to measure those golden 7s guys one day!
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3410,
They could do it for charity.
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Ben, is it me or you just took all the fun out of cock-measuring?
Being all scientific is quite difficult. I did have one thought about how you could measure cock volume, though, a literal eureka moment. Get it up, and stick it in a full cup (or in my case a yard glass ho ho), and measure how much water is displaced. I suggest warm water.
I wonder if this was what Archimedes was really doing in his bath?
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3410,
Please let us know your results, Ben. We'll try to match or better it.
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Get it up, and stick it in a full cup (or in my case a yard glass ho ho), and measure how much water is displaced. I suggest warm water.
That's brilliant. Let's all do that.
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Get it up, and stick it in a full cup (or in my case a yard glass ho ho), and measure how much water is displaced.
I'm not picturing some unusual contortionism as a bunch of fully erect men try to get their penises comfortably pointing directly downwards.
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I guess another way might be to quickly wrap it in plaster of paris. Then you get a mold as a by product. Probably will need scissors to get your pubes out, though, and good thorough wash afterward. I think when casting parts of your body, it's important to put plenty of vaseline on first, otherwise you'll end up in hospital in the queue of people with their cocks stuck in things for 'quite innocuous reasons'.
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Get it up, and stick it in a full cup (or in my case a yard glass ho ho), and measure how much water is displaced. I suggest warm water
Except that, by that method, short and thick and long and thin would score the same but have very different performance indicators.
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Good god its turned into the Todger Dialogue here.
You can't push Willy where Willy won't go:
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Good god its turned into the Todger Dialogue here.
And we know Emma never intended that to happen.
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Except that, by that method, short and thick and long and thin would score the same but have very different performance indicators.
It's just another measure to add to the list. We haven't really scratched the surface yet.
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If fairly sure that if you're scratching the surface you're being a bit rough.
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Real men wank with sandpaper, as an old bFM hit song had it.
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Hey, the first time I had sex I bled profusely. I was literally torn apart. Had to happen, though.
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