Up Front: First Footing
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50 pairs? That's craaaaazy (and expensive?)
Crazy it may well be, but expensive it is not. I am also a secondhand and sales-hound. My last pair of shoes cost $10!
(It should be noted that a lot of my shoes are vintage and aren't actually worn very much. I just like the fact of them. It's like all the handbags, or all the stuff in the china cabinet. They're pretty. Those black patent leather 70s boots with the three buckles at the back? Swoon.)
the sort of walk Jessica Rabbit would have after joining the Wermacht
Descriptive phrase of the week!
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2nd hand shoes? Ewwwww...
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I'll see Danielle's 50 pairs & raise by 30. Yep - at least 80 pairs at last count, summer & winter. I Love Shoes. New shoes. 2nd Hand shoes. And boots. Sandals. Espadrilles. Jandals. You name it - I have one (or three).
However, also being a Mt Maunganui beach kid, (there's a bit of a swag of us here it seems) I like nothing better than feeling the grass under my feet & the sand between my toes. Supermarket vinyl is lovely & cool on barefeet in summer, after walking there on th ehot pavement. -
2nd hand shoes? Ewwwww...
Women's feet always smell like flowers. It's genetic.
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Women's feet always smell like flowers
Hahaha judging by personal experience there must be some pretty...ummm, how to put this nicely...fragrant flowers around!
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Ah Emma, what a nostalgic nerve you've hit.
Such freedom brings risk of course.
I used to work for DOC and once had the pleasure of doing some hut maintenance at Masons Bay on Stewart Island. After hours we used to build a driftwood bonfire and frolic on the beach till dark. Unfortunately one evening the frolicking turned feral when I stepped on a buried boning knife and sliced a good inch and a half into my very sole. I didn't notice until the next step when it opened up and swallowed a mountain of sand. Cue minor panic (we were two days walk from any medical assistance) and a quick application of water and bandage on the outside, and whisky and panadol on the inside. Colleague raced off to get within radio distance of help.
Next afternoon a plane landed on the beach to whisk me off to the good doctors at Halfmoon Bay who proceeded to insert dozens and dozens of internal stitches and 10 big fat ones to close the impressive gash.
Even got my name in the paper.
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2nd hand shoes? Ewwwww...
Think of them as well-priced loot from the battlefield of life.
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I just don't get the need for mountains of shoes...you can only wear one pair at a time!
How many pairs of pants do you own? :)
Now Hadyn, that can't be true
My owning heaps of shoes or me not wanting to do things if barefoot?
It's totally true. I can't even vacuum the house unless I put on shoes first. :)
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Lauredhel Hoyden's Shoes / Not Shoes post seems apropos.
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How many pairs of pants do you own? :)
I wash my pants way more often than I wash my shoes.
I have a graduated scale with my shoes.
1. New and fairly tidy, good to wear to work, out for dinner etc.
2. Starting to get a bit rough, good for weekends and going out any place not nice.
3. Holes. Can't throw these away until they fall off my feet, good for walking the dogs and mucking around in the garden.My problem is that I've got about 6 pairs of shoes at stage 3, and it's taking ages to completely break them. I'm completely fundamentally opposed to throwing them away until I have gotten every last step out of them. As more shoes move into that stage, I'm less able to focus on one and wear it out completely.
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Wow, who would have thought there could be this level of solidarity formed around an aversion to footwear?! But I find myself thinking of you as a kindred spirit Emma, though I am in shoes more often than not nowadays. I share a number of your stories:
I've also had to sign waivers on occasion, declaring that I won't sue the movie theatre should I slash open my delicate little bare sole on a particularly vicious piece of popcorn
Check: I've had to sign a waiver or two in my time; one particular cinema flatly refused to let me in and the manager wasn't available to discuss the matter. I've had similar issues in the past with taking my skateboard into movie theatres too even though it was, at the time, my primary mode of transport.
That's not even slightly weird compared to the apparent requirement for me to wear shoes while flying.
Check again: I also discovered this upon trying to enter an aeroplane a number of years back. Luckily purchasing a pair of 'flight socks' (?!?) were enough to get me onboard that time. Keeping them on during the flight and while exiting, however, were apparently not a requirement - though I suspect my bare feet may have had a role in the drug search/questioning at the other end of the journey. I also find that bare feet help to bolster my interest factor with instore security people, though an off-white complexion may exacerbate this level of special attention...
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or me not wanting to do things if barefoot?
that bit.
Lauredhel Hoyden's Shoes / Not Shoes post seems apropos.
that's scary. Some of those shoes, I would wager, go against the Geneva Convention.Or something. I don't know if there is any correlation between my having ugly feet that don't fit many sorts of shoes and my dislike of shoes, but it wouldn't take a genius to say that that wouldn't be too far from accurate. Why, then, has no-one made the link between women hating their feet and loving those huge high stiletto-y things? God, it makes my bunions ache just to think of wearing them!
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Check: I've had to sign a waiver or two in my time; one particular cinema flatly refused to let me in and the manager wasn't available to discuss the matter.
I also discovered this upon trying to enter an aeroplane a number of years back. Luckily purchasing a pair of 'flight socks' (?!?) were enough to get me onboard that time
I'd be interested to hear from someone in the know about the legal status of this. If I've PAID to fly, can they really refuse to deliver that service on the basis of my feet?
According to the barefooters site, this kind of thing isn't legal in the States:
Having bare feet in public or in a place of business open to the public (including restaurants) is not against any law. (It is also not against the law to drive barefoot anywhere in the United States)
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It's totally true. I can't even vacuum the house unless I put on shoes first. :)
dude, that's a level of weird i'm not prepared to accept. i'm going to suggest to your other half she hide or your shoes and muss the place up to see if it'll drive you into some kind of existential crisis.
me otoh? three-ish pairs. work, good, not. oh, and jandals.
i'm currently cycling two pairs through the "good" part of the wardrobe on account of the "not good" pair seeming (like kyles') to take forever to fall to bits.
adidas, ftw.
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I too am a big fan of bare feet and in my younger unemployed years could go several weeks without wearing shoes. The only down side would be walking from Grey Lynn to the Gluepot for a gig only to be turned away at the door as I had forgotten to put shoes on.
My party trick was stubbing out cigarettes or holding lighter flames to the bottom of my feet. I forgot the basic rules of physics after a while (that heat can conduct) and held a lighter flame for a length of time till I could just feel the heat. I then spent several painful minutes as more heat continued to conduct through my non nerved callous into my sensitive dermis.
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Does anyone have, or know anyone who has, tattoos on their feet?
I've always had a hankering...
I tried once in Lombok but they told me only girls did that.
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I tried once in Lombok but they told me only girls did that.
On the feet is one of the most painful places to get a tattoo, like hands and neck. You catch me in the middle of ghost-writing a tattooing e-book. I'm actually planning next week's column to be about getting a tattoo.
But not on my feet.
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On the feet is one of the most painful places to get a tattoo
which would be painful, because along the spine was *agony*.
but to answer michael's question. the only person i know with a foot tattoo is a woman. so there's 100% from a representative sample.
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There was a wonderful line on the Simpsons last night.
Marge, searchiong through a closet. "Three pairs of shoes? That's some fetish" -
" searchiong" ? hmm, wonder what that means?
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which would be painful, because along the spine was *agony*.
*blushes* and the spine.
And that takes us to four! Four glorious PA writers* with tattoos. That I know of...
Anyway. Tattoos next week. Feet, people, feet.
*Once a PA writer, etc.
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On a Logistics Exercise in Samoa heaps of guys got bands tattooed on their arms. One however got a unicorn on his ankle, which he found to be a mistake and the rest of us thought very odd.
The standard wasn't high and they quickly became known as tire-treads.
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That's craaaaazy (and expensive?)
Surely there are a few basics that any proper gentleman should have:
- black dress shoes or boots
- a second pair of black dress shoes (because you shouldn't wear the same pair two days in a row)
- brown dress shoes (the old strictures against wearing brown are so old fashioned)
- black semi-casual shoes in a more contemporary style (one doesn't want to look like a corporate drone when going to a gallery opening dressed in Zambesi)
- black patent leather shoes or boots (nothing else will suffice with a dinner suit)
- brown semi-casual shoes for weekends
- something resembling plimsolls, if you insist
- pale casual shoes or a sharp two-tone brogue to match a linen suit
- sandals or slip-ons of various decriptions in case one finds oneself near a "beach"
- sports shoes (if you must indulge in that sort of thing)
- something with a bit more flair for those special occasions (Oxblood? Silver high-tops? Snakeskin boots?)50 pairs? That's craaaaazy (and expensive?)
That would get expensive, especially since it's well nigh impossible to get decent mens' shoes for under $300. Stick to 10-20 pairs, as that will allow for all the basics above plus a few variations due to changing styles (round, chisel and pointed toes; laces, loafers and buckles; brogues, oxfords, wingtips and so forth), while still leaving plenty of credit for other essentials such as cravats and cufflinks.
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Curses! Should have previewed: the first quoted part above should have been from Regan's
I have a strict '2 pairs max' policy
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I believe that Tom may be what we used to call a 'dandy'! Capital.
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