Southerly: This Week in Parliament
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Just last week I had a nightmare that I was a kangaroo, and that Steven Joyce was attempting to insert his hands into my pouch.
We married off my eldest on saturday. A requirement of my youngest (who also dressed the bride party) was that I dress up. I have never had the 'pleasure' of renting before and I dutifully turned up with her to try on the mufti.
Well.
I have been known to play with myself. But I never realised that there is a whole world of trou-renters who do it - probably - in public!!
I could not believe it when I put my hands into the pockets that there was an opening into the nether regions of......well.....you know...
Why has noone told me of this? If I had known that practically every(?) groom squad was trying this on I would have got the gummint to ban such wearable cloth..
I now know where the poloice can find the picture theatre "players". Follow the suit hirees!!!
PS - And no, I didn't....this time!!!!
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One of the weirdest most wonderful wanaka (as in learning groups) I've ever attended
was held by a __very__unusual kai-korero: he not only believed that women of standing could speak on suitable marae (well, he was Ngati Porou) but he wanted to encourage the practise i te motu. But he gave his standard 'how to be a good orator' korero which included the deathless bit about "never put your hands in your trou pockets and get excited.We call it nut-polishing." There was a kind of pool of silence from the 5 women attendees. Which he noticed. "But you can if you're a woman. We call it distraction-technique." -
One of the weirdest most wonderful wanaka (as in learning groups) I've ever attended
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(well, he was Ngati Porou)
Well, what do you expect? ;) (My Maori teacher at school was Ngati Porou, so we mostly learned their reo and tikanga. I still have a soft spot for them.)
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Nothing less!
(Kai Tahu whakapapa to Kati Porou. Why do you think I was allowed there?)) -
Marsupial won't come back...
in memory of Alex Chilton...
my favourite track : Kangaroo -
In the wake of this column I was vaguely disturbed to encounter, in a life imitates art fashion, a story about the
head of the SETI post detection taskforce. -
I think this perfectly illustrates Lockwood Smith's biggest problem -- he's just too modest. It's really shocking to me how Failure Mag has glossed over Dr Smith's vital role in SETI, and instead wasted their time (and ours) in interviewing somebody calling themselves 'Paul Davies'. I mean, really, it reads like they've simply made the whole thing up.
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