OnPoint by Keith Ng

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D18: Like that garage scene from Heroes

It's happened again. Like that time in Madrid, like those times in New York, Hong Kong and even Wellington. Now Bangalore - cosmopolitan, prosperous, benign Bangalore - is the scene of large-scale street violence.

It's time I faced the truth. I am a Horseman of the Apocalypse - the harbinger of civil disorder.

I spend most of Sunday holed up in an internet cafe (again), to finish off another article. I'd picked out a random suburb, away from the hustle and bustle. It was a pleasant afternoon, the street was quiet. Quiet, that is, except for a shiny, deserted shopping mall down the road with its McDonald's and KFC, blaring out obnoxious boyband pap, and the franchise cafe next door, blaring out obnoxious Hindi pop. Sweet, benign Bangalore.

My mind was, however, preoccupied. I'd ate a McAloo Tikki burger from McDonald's the night before, and my mind was boogling at the the sheer range of stories where I could use "McAloo Tikki" as a humourous aside, handy segue, or even as a metaphor that encapsulates the commercialisation of India in one neatly oversimplified little package. Absolute gem.

Two blocks away, that very night, pro-Saddam mobs clashed with police while youths looted and burned stores. 40 people were injured, and an 11-year-old was killed when police fired at the crowd.

In India, two blocks is a world away.

The boundaries of globalisation stop abruptly. Instead of preppy teenagers talking on their flash cellphones, kids are mixing cement and digging ditches for a living. A few of the younger ones lay on shit-lined street beside stray dogs. This is not poverty at its worst - at least these kids have some kind of employment.

Down the road, the suburb is a maze of shops; all, without exception, were closed on Monday. A small group of armed police stood around. Things were very quiet, they said.

Clumps of people gathered on the streets - store owners who were not taking any chances.

Blocks after blocks of shops lay deserted. An occasional heap of ash and half-burnt tires mark the trail.

An abandoned SUV sat on the side of the road. There's a sharp dent in the front of the vehicle. Two neat little domes protude from the cracked windscreen. They're not very big on seat-belts here.

At the crossroads, Saddam's photo feature prominently on a printed billboard. It starts out: "We salute our friend Saddam Hussein..." I glimpsed something about Bush and Blair as we drove past. The billboard was signed by the People's Front of something or other.

While the angry mob has yet to release a statement on the incident, reports are connecting it with the pro-Saddam protests last week, and cites the communist party (the CITU) conference as an additional factor.

On my first day in India, I woke up to find reports about protests (just mildly violent) against Saddam's execution. The in-the-know people I met later in the day told me not to make too much of it - just the usual agitators trying to stir shit up.

Having spend the last week rubbing shoulders with the cream of India's commerical crop in a five-star hotel eating their fancy meals (not that I'm complaining), I can't help but feel that if something is happening beneath the surface here, the people who live in the shiny world above won't know about it.

No one has come forward to claim the 11-year-old's body.

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D13: Insane Blogger vs International Press (updated with more recordings and funny photo)

Both the big acts were on today: The WTO Director General Pascal Lamy and UK leader-in-waiting Gordon Brown.

The recordings are online. First time I've tried distributing sound files online, so I hope it works. If it doesn't, please don't email me (sorting screeds of email via webmail sucks), just bring it up on the PA System thread.

(All the MP3 files are online now. Go on. Give them a go.)

Pascal Lamy's speech is here, along with the subsequent press conference. Gordon Brown's speech is here,with some questions afterwards.

This is WTO Director General Pascal Lamy. He likes multilateralism.

They were running behind schedule the whole day, and they ended up having Lamy's conference in a tiny little lounge-cubicle. International interest was very high - the Doha round of WTO negotiations is supposedly back from the dead, but as some kind of fragile zombie.

(One commentator noted, privately, that the trade talks are like an orgy where no-one wants to take their clothes off.)

Lamy has been doing the rounds with US, EU and Indian representatives, and remains strangely hopeful. I suppose it's the Bush logic: "Why is it going to work this time?" "Because it has to."

Lamy is quite the purist, understandably. During the session on bilateral/regional trade agreements vs multilateral agreements (i.e. WTO), he was unequivocal: bilateral/regional trade agreements should be called what they are - preferential trade agreements. By their very nature, they are contrary to the non-discriminatory principles of the WTO, and are, therefore, bad.

Brown mentioned climate change a few times, and spend a substantial part of his speech talking about jihadee extremists. General warm fuzzies towards India, etc.

After Brown cancelled his press conference, we were left with the Indian Commerce and Industry Minister, which drew out the entire Indian press contingent - in the same tiny cubicle. I was desperate to ask him about China, but I couldn't even see the guy. Eventually a mic made its way around, and despite a worthy lunge-grab, I couldn’t get it through the five guys who were in my way.

At the end of the press conference, some guy suddenly started talking loudly and snobbily into his phone, and didn't flinch when everyone turned around and stared at him. This consummate professional was, of course, a BBC reporter, doing a (sudden?) report over the phone. I think the big thing for them was alleged racism on UK's Celebrity Big Brother against a Bollywood princess - one of India's favourite daughters. Words were exchanged at ministerial level about this.

One Indian commentator (who was on this computer before me and left his file open), seems to think that the whole thing is just a beat-up to outrage Indians and to boost flagging ratings; rationale being that, well, with a show that’s based fundamentally on people being shits to each other, is a bit of racism really a surprise?

Anyway, the BBC guy, being the BBC guy, managed to stop the minister dead in his tracks as he was leaving, and proceeded to ask about how Gordon Brown. Did he do well on the international stage? Did he give India the attention it deserved? Was he worthy as an international statesman?

Well, you can decide.

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Have been impressing Sri Lankan journalists with the tale of the duck with a needle in its neck. They were also relieved that the duck is okay.

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Bangalore is pretty cool – it’s the “New India” that everyone goes on about, with all the fancypants amenities that glitter and glow around the city. I’ve been working on a theory of “gentrifical boom” – the social shockwave that occurs when the expansion of shiny new developments exceed the speed with which gentrification can occur; the developments smash into areas that are not ready for it, leaving behind a shockwave of dislocation.

Okay, so it’s not really a theory, it’s just an extended metaphor.

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I was surprised to find a Maori guy on television here the other night. Turns out, Insiders Guide to Happiness was on... on the Australia Network, that is. It’s supposedly a showcase of everything Australian. Outrageous.

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Checked into a brand new hotel the other night, for a surprisingly cheap rate. It was so new, I discovered, that it wasn’t even finished. They starting breaking masonry at around midnight. They expect to have hot water anytime now.

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This trip was made possible with help from the Asia:NZ Foundation.

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D11: Chennai to Bangalore

I miss New Zealand. I miss things like, the other day, when Stuff had a photo of a duck with a needle through its neck, captioned: "Concerns mount for the safety of the duck..."

Meanwhile in India, the nation is beginning to forget about the serial child-killer(s) in the north, turning its attention instead to the ethnic cleansing death squads in Assam. The child-killer case grabbed the national conscience for quite a while (and it's most certainly not over yet), as the suspects are a rich guy and his servant, while the victims are the children of the slum dwellers who live nearby, people who make their living serving their rich neighbours. Meanwhile, members of the Assam (one of the northern states, the bit of India that pokes out between Bangladesh and Bhutan) secessionist have allegedly been responsible for death squads that target Hindi-speaking migrants (your usual migrant labourers - poor and vulnerable). Conspiracy theories are abound; the wilder ones say that the killings are actually being conducted by the government to discredit the Assam nationalists; another one is that by driving the Hindi-speaking labourers out, they're creating a vacuum for Bangladeshi (Muslim) migrants, which will strengthen the Muslim population's hand and allow Bangladesh to eventually annex the state.

So... is the duck okay? I hope it's okay.

In the meantime, I need your help. I'm currently waiting for a train to Bangalore, where I will be attending the Confederation of Indian Industry's 2007 Partnership Summit. There will be a heap of ministers, business people and think-tank boffins there, talking about the world at large, and India in particular. Gordon Brown will be present, amongst others, but with the crowds of delegates and media present, I doubt I'll be able to make it into throwing distance of the man.

But hopefully I'll be reporting for New Zealand. So, what do you want to know? Who do you want to hear from? What do you want me to find out? Check out the programme, and I get particular interest in a speaker, I'll try to post a recording (again, don't know how close I'll be able to get).

Please let me know what you think via the PA System.

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D5: Delhi to Tibet on three wheels

I've been a pretty bad tourist. Instead of taking in the sights and sounds of India, I've been holed up in an internet cafe finishing a project I'm doing for a multinational advertising agency. Yes sir, I'm working for the sweet, flickering tongue of global capitalism. I've interviewed a dozen regional heads in the last month, which is quite an amazing insight into the heart of the beast. I can't write anything about it, of course, what with the blood-sealed contract, the ninja-lawyers and the explosive collar they made me wear (it itches).

But I'm all done, so my soul should be returned to me... anytime now...

5 days in Delhi, and my adamantium belly remains undefeated, despite street vendor after inadvisable street vendor. There was the jelebi - fried batter filled (not soaked, *filled*) with syrup; then there was the Tibetan gyuma - fried sausages that were held together with fat; and then there was this local potato dish, where this guy in a cart chopped the potatos up into small chunks, then - get this - *fried* them and just served them with salt. Crazy.

The Tibetan dumplings and noodles were great, though. The butter tea, much to my surprise, was really butter tea. Like, butter in water.

After the second night in the youth hostel with the cold showers and loud snoring men, I checked into a real hotel for an exuberant $12/night. It's located in the Tibetan colony in Delhi - a bit far away, but an absolute oasis from the rest of Delhi. It's about three blocks wide, and if you peeked out the side roads, you can see the usual mix of dirt, poverty and traffic on the main road. On the other side were subsistance farmers with their tiny plots by the river.

In between, men sit around playing this cross between pool and air hockey and rosy-cheeked kids run around. Every third person you see is a monk, and every shop carry a photo of the Dalai Lama. Every white person here seems to be either looking for Buddha or telling everyone about Jesus (as in actual missionaries, but disguised as teenage American girls). The whole place is full of hotels and guesthouses, though, so presumably this is the homebase for Tibetan pilgrams in India.

I'll be starting a 30-odd-hour train ride down to Chennai tonight. With Delhi's freakish cold spell (it was 3 degrees this morning), I'm pretty glad to move down to warmer climes. On my arrival, I'll be starting work at The Hindu, an English paper with a long-history. It's what's brought me here - the Asia:NZ Foundation is sponsoring me to do a stint at The Hindu, to figure out what the hell is going on here, and to bring some useful connections back, etc. So, thanks Asia:NZ!