If the job of a wife is to put out? Shucky darn, that's terrible. Now, what's the job of a husband again?

well, duh, obviously it is husband's job to put IN.
or has someone else already pointed this out?

pffft, i was hoping rofflenui was some shabily spelt portmanteau contraction of ROFL and the french ennui

because geek speak spelling and acronyms are appallingly dull

or am i wrong and ROFL is a backronym - an acronym created backwards from original meaning?
discuss at your leisure over +mas lunch...

just to be a jerk and give a list of stuff people [white] like:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/

Actually, if Rev Scott had ambled over to the cupboard and opened it, then Burt's hide 'n' go seek abilities would have been established.