Punch all the impossible, good-looking French waiters in the nose from me. if they haven't done anything to deserve it, they shortly will.

Proof that the presence of a camera automatically lowers IQ by fifty points.

What happened to the Mother Teresa/Cactus Kate one? Hmmm?

Incidentally, it is a Dutch show, not American...“We know that this program is super controversial and some people will think it’s tasteless, but we think the reality is even more shocking and tasteless." It sounds quite awful. Although, if the show raises organ donation rates, then great. Tackiness be damned.

Nicotine is fucking magic, too. I'd be incapable of voluntary movements without it.

Mrs Smith

When people say they don't do drugs, I am always reminded of the line from "Fire, Walk With Me;' "Caffeine's a drug. Nicotine's a drug." I readily admit, that people such as myself who are hopelessly reliant on both, do not tend to chew off people's faces, or savage small children. Well, if they do, I don't think it can be blamed on having one flat white too many. BZP (in my diet pills) means I get through a whole day without eating my weight in food, and I am also so much more productive.
There needs to be a public awareness campaign to redress the negative publicity about drugs. Perhaps some heart-warming moments where it shows how nice drugs can be.