You made up Stinky Jim and Troy, right?

Stinky Jim is gonna murder you.

I guess my nightmare scenario is that in two years Matt will move on

Two years is about the perfect length i reckon. For both listeners and host.

and you used the echo to freestyle a version of the Rhythm Selection theme. That was very clever.

Clever. Hmm, probably just the weed Dubhead gave me everytime I mentioned his show in primetime.

Was it not you that got Telecom to include Ivan Itchyanus in the directory?

Nope - but boy are you bringing back some memories. Wasn't that something to do with the Croatian apple farmer? I forgot his name, but his cat was called Mr Sexy.

But Hugh when he was calling up people with last names that rhyme with 'muck' to make fun of them live on air used to drive me nuts also. He grew on me. It took time.

It wasn't a person and it wasn't muck.

It was a company - Cox, Arcus and Co. 307 8237

I'll defend my cocksuckers till the grave.