Posts by BenWilson
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It's still too early to be sure, but I think there were some minor tremors, and the quake in Asia means the experiment is inconclusive.
The whole thing will have to be repeated, sorry girls. Yes, I'm gutted too, but setbacks are common in pursuit of the truth.
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Does your office flood?
I'm not waiting until it does.
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Actually there's too many dicks on this dancefloor. Over and out from me.
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If the ground starts shaking, then it counts as ogling.
First time there will be a scientific excuse for it.
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So THAT's what they mean when they put out an APB in those American cop shows. They're calling in the animalistic penis brains onto the fugitive.
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I always think the University of Canterbury crest implies the motto "might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb", which has nicely hedonistic implications, perhaps useful in this case?
Indeed although for really big showy crests, it's probably closer to "might as well be hung like a ram than a lamb".
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I'm not sure what message the strategically-placed sheep would send.
If it was for a transgender participant, it could be "A flock on a frock, on a cock"?
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You can't beat a strumpet.
But for a few bob more, they can beat you.
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I'm not sure what message the strategically-placed sheep would send.
Actually looking at it, Auckland's also has an open book right in the middle. A full page spread, as they say in some magazines.
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The words "Master of Arts" would be apt across the bumline too, particularly if you set it up so that if you squeeze, the "t" disappears into the crack.
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