Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Hard News: The Auckland Council as leaky…,

    Bio-Hansard ahead...

    For the council to remove directors from opened transport if this is the CIA's a trust United States the trustee to sit at the provisions foe the removal of trustees not because of the existing tracks .

    I think this is the script for the next series of 24

    Tumescent images with a six two reasons without reasonable police

    and this shows that there is a telepathic brain scanner operating in Parliament as well

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  • Cracker: Wallywood,

    Huntley Palmers or Arnotts?

    Animal Crackers, Shirley?

    or if you prefer a more mad cap socialist take
    - The Marxists:

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  • Hard News: The Auckland Council as leaky…,

    From Youtube's Translate Audio captions.
    I think that clears that up nicely.

    so that's where William Burroughs went...
    still channelling the last words of Dutch Schultz: A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim.... You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is happy he doesn't get snappy. French Canadian Bean Soup ...
    Link

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  • Cracker: Wallywood,

    Ha! Call me formulaic now!

    gullible then?
    or is it gulliberal...
    :- )
    or if yer in paté mode
    Gull Liver's Travails...

    ...you want crackers with that?

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  • Cracker: Wallywood,

    A series of koans which we can mediate on in order to find enlightenment.

    yes, one must resolve the conflict in chaos
    to illuminate order...
    but as it's St Patrick's day I'll be having some
    of dem medi-taters ...
    to be sure!

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  • Cracker: Wallywood,

    is Temuera Morrison becoming NZ's Ron Perlman? - he'll definitely have the same colouring as Hellboy in Green Lantern (Red) and all that time under a mask in Jango Flett...
    and he probably won't be in it long unless they do an extensive back story (Caution plotspoiler: as it's his crash and death that passes on the ring to Hal Jordan...)

    and will Taika Waititi make a good inuit?
    and will they still call him Pieface - assuming he has the role of Thomas Kalmaku, sidekick and Boswell to Hal Jordan's Samuel Johnson...

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  • Cracker: Wallywood,

    Here's why ...

    and then there's this
    as the minutiae tick by...

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  • Cracker: Wallywood,

    But would the best runner be the best athlete full stop?

    how about athletes vs aesthetes

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  • Cracker: Wallywood,

    I can see you now. Up in space, by yourself, holding your wee USB stick in front of you. "Man I should have brought a book!"

    or as Ron Cobb depicted it ...

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  • Southerly: This Week in Parliament,

    Mounting Olym-pus...

    However did you know that if you filled an olympic pool with custard you could comfortably walk on it? True story.

    Are you sure you are not thinking of Benny Hill's
    The Underworld Water of Jacques Custard?
    :- )

    Pie = arts queered...
    and let's not forget Adrian Mitchell's John Custard from his fun dystopian novel The Bodyguard (1970)
    (no relation to the Costner/Houston movie)

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