Posts by Ian Dalziel
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the new iMock...
the video for The Power ...
or The Power book trailer
...more subtle Apple promotion, eh?
;-)my heart belongs to Dada...
A bim beri glassala glandride
or Bambi's glossolalia gland ride?
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The Pink Pantheon...
And there was me thinking the Cato Institute was named after Clouseau's manservant.
or was it Kato - that common Japanese surname - Do you have leecence for that Minke?
or Kato - The Green Hornet's sidekick as portrayed by Bruce Lee on TV. -
brain drain nadir...
who's Hilary Calvert
I think they need a Culvert Hillary
- someone to climb them out
of the gutter they're in... -
Gourmand aghast...
Mmmmm. Juicy conjecture gently wrapped in deliciously aged coincidence served straight up on a spicy bed of conspiracy.
What does one drink with that?after the Jus cogens Desserts [sic]
(or Humble pie )
I'd recommend the Chateau Colostomy '62
(Sir Henry, of Rawlinson's End, favourite tipple...)
Carry on Hari HariHarry Harrison?
I smell a Stainless Steel Rat!
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A well oiled rigger... & the jawbone of an ass
David Garrett ...after being hit
from behind by a top psychiatrist."...step right up folks
the fight of the century
Shady n Freud
David "Dodgy" Garrett
vs
The Psycho "Spinner & Paddlefist"
face to face......vis-a-vis visas
PAS-sport reports
Identity theft and drunkenness
Men ACTing Badly -
my size-mometer is running...
I'll see your <pendant> and raise it (a <pennant>?). Isabel is right: -logy is talking, -graphy is writing.
whichever way you flag it
(and at the risk of suffixation)
as usual - it's all about seis (mo) ...
My seismosaurus is running...
The definitive source of shaky & scaly words!
er no:seismosaurus (noun)
a huge late Jurassic dinosaur known from only a few bones, probably the longest ever animal with a length of up to 115–150 feet (35–45 m), and one of the heaviest at up to 110 tons. [Genus Seismosaurus, infraorder Sauropoda, order Saurischia.] -
Treasures from Humpty's dumpster...
You've over-egged it.
without so much as a buyer-leave
he went for the double yolk
Caviar temptor...
the gamete of bad spawn puns
beckoned, egging him on...seed will be spilled....
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Heh... It's a terrible life alright...
Damn! Now I want salmon caviar.can I interest you in Christchurch's Desolation Roe ?
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Making houses entirely of doorframe would seem the obvious solution.
like the tower in Predicament...