Posts by Ian Dalziel
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the revenge of the Blob...
Brownlee gets an op-ed piece in today's Press
how many weasel words can ya get in one article....
Brownlee just doesn't get it does he?
- still demands that people be grateful...
that tosser has to go this election! -
5/7/5...
winter stars wheel west
light years from blue mother earth
captain kirks shirt rips -
Thong tither thiren...
He has little,
under his feet.
Mr John Jandles.
I feel comfortable,
And relaxed,
about flip-flops.methinks vandals
stole yer handles...
the king of jingles,
is Mr John Jandals
while his brother,
Mr. Bo, jangles...
PS: I noticed that TV
News caption writers
(Prime I think)
have now moved to
"Key-speak" and his
title read 'Prime Miniser' -
Dr Haywood - sadly all lost at sea...*
Brilliant presentation sir, but sadly
you have flipped your poles!
Those flippering Killer Clowns are
swimming down the EAST coast,
not the west...
...and Clowns to Chchch!?
Coals to Newcastle,
flippin' 'eck, like
them buskin' sharks
are everywhere here...*but not a Titanic blunder ;- )
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Thanks to Big Ross for past efforts as well…
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Hard News: I have a feast for you, in reply to Lyndon Hood,
Ah, smorgasbord schmorgasbord
Muppet!
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Swede as...
Smorgasboard? Smorgasboard!
Surely being digital, it should be smorgasbaud,
(or at least the correct smorgasbord)
but then again it may just be a pun...
...I'm crook at the moment and my
faculties are not firing on all cylinders,
apologies for unwarranted pedantry if that's the case
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Field Theory: How's that working out for…, in reply to recordari,
them's the brakes...
possibly helped by iconic photography by the likes of Brian Brake
Hang on that's file shearing!
Isn't that illegal (according to certain MPs)?
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from the embankment...
ANZ chief economist Cameron Bagrie said the tourism boost would be "chunky ... but it is not an absolute screamer".
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Politics - Game or Sport?
No balls on show...
No real fighting...
(or opposition)
No sweating...
(well maybe some
and lots of urgency)
No FPP anymore...
(Flogging dead horses
does occur though)
Still attracts cheats...