Posts by Emma Hart
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But it does indicate that society does encourage, and is prepared to carry a chunk of the cost of, tertiary study.
And the entire cost of imprisoning them! Oh wait...
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That sounds like more fun than housework.... Can I come too, next time?
Sure. Bring merc.
And I wanna be the Centre. Because I so obviously AM.</irony>
Oh, which reminds me! Kudos to whoever it was who made the Spider Robinson reference back up the thread about four pages.
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No! No, you can't apologise, if you do I'll have to stop taking the piss out of the analogy and then what will I do with my day, look after my kids?
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Would you have a haka to show respect (intimidate the hell out of) the oppostioin?
No, we just stand in front of them with our arms folded saying 'If you don't know what you did I'm not going to tell you' until they lose the will to live.
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I suggest a rugby team, then go away to vacuum the house, make a batch of chocolate chip oatie biscuits, get some vanilla biscuit dough ready (school gala day coming up), and make the pastry for dinner...
Sheesh, I just went to a restaurant and discussed gay porn.
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I'm not sure about this bottom-slapping business. But I will be captain. Can I call myself cap'n and pretend to be a pirate? Cos that would be quite cool.
Arr, course you can. My brother was in the Pirates Rugby Team, so it's obviously kosher. And it gives us an excuse to wear earrings on the field.
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Circumcision.
Done that. Several times, which is odd when I come to think about it. My midwife says anyone who wants that done to their baby should have to hold the freaking scalpel themselves.
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Ha, I read Tom's comment last night, fell about laughing, and couldn't make it back until now. Y'know how busy we get in Alabama with all that p-exploding, cow-tipping, and 'being told what to do by our fundamentalist Christian husbands' we've got going on.
But, see, I'm intrigued. There's a list of things women aren't allowed to talk about, and I want to know what else is on it. Cause I think I've probably blown a few more things, and obviously I need re-educating.
Robyn should so totally be our number nine. He's the lippy one who's allowed to backchat the ref and slap the forwards on the bottom.
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Andrew Symonds is from Birmingham.
My friend Heather, a die-hard Aussie cricket fan who currently lives in London, just tried to kill you by shooting laser beams out her eyes. Frickin' awesome.
To clarify, he appears to be an oik. And I like him. But that may be my Aussie blood coming out.
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was it Andrew Symonds that copped the "Chrunchy-the Boof head" label?
Indeed it was, and apt it is too. Every time I see Symond's bat I'm surprised he's not holding a can of XXXX in one hand as he runs between the wickets.