Posts by Jeremy Eade
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Cunt like the word fuck has great phonetics.Also Motherfucker just rolls off the tongue like a foreign word.Dick is too friendly.Cocksucker has cock in it, too chickeny.
"You motherfucking cunt", is fighting words , yet it makes no sense and is a historic result of ladyhating.
Yet as stand alone words they release their own energy.
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and talking of chaps speaking freely, from the herald.
"Bolger: Telecom sale a mistake "
Jesus, Roger Douglas screwed up.
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Actually, there's a whole motherload of touchy ethnic issues skimming under the surface there
Absolutely.There is no Miss Perfect skin.
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What about Miss Beautiful Earlobes or Miss Perfect Elbow?
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Great point Sacha. We must be starting to look kind of shit overseas which is a real problem because we need positive interest.
We are islands in the south pacific who boldly tell the world how fresh and new we are in order to compete in their dollar games yet our painful domestic spats over "What a New Zealander looks like?" are getting far too much attention.
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I trust Prof Mutu knows empirically that 80% of a whale's sperm doesn't get into his girlfriend and that's why the sea tastes salty. (Thank you, Jack Dee)
Now all i'm thinking of is large pools of whale glue floating around the oceans, I'm not swimming this summer.
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Miss Beautiful Eyes
Miss Friendship
Miss Beautiful Hair
Miss Personality
Miss Photogenic
Miss Photographic
Miss Potential Model
Miss Beautiful Skin
Miss Beautiful Smile
Miss TalentThat's the categories. What a Monster.
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Look a white,blue eyed Miss India winner in a beauty pageant is a story anywhere in the world. Celebrating Indian babes usually has a lot to do with their beautiful dark skin tones.
It's still a strange way to celebrate thousands of years of Indian culture by ligning up the skinny pretty ladies for rating.
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I now have a mental picture of someone hiding behind a door sniggering with a six foot tall vagina, waiting to jump out at Jeremy.
That kind of sums up the old testament view on ladies.
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There is no way the Church will ever give me directives that don't make sense, they know that know.
They know that through art,music, comedy, novels and the occasional newspaper editorial. They know that religion shoud stay in the four walls of the church and do a little bit more soul searching before engaging people who genuinely seek harmony on earth.