Posts by Charles Mabbett

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  • OnPoint: D38: Hippy Death Ray,

    "The solar bowl is used for cooking, they claim."

    Don't be so sceptical. It works! Perfect tool to try and reduce emissions and deforestation.

    http://www.chillibreeze.com/articles/SolarCookersinIndia.asp#types

    As for heat rash, try your basic Johnston's baby powder.

    Since Nov 2006 • 236 posts Report

  • Hard News: Bob each way,

    I can't resist this. It's The Burnside Message by Grandmaster Key and the Furious 48 (or however many Nat MPs there are). Well, here's the original. Yow!

    Broken glass everywhere
    People pissing on the stairs, you know they just
    Dont care
    I cant take the smell, I cant take the noise
    Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
    Rats in the front room, roaches in the back
    Junkies in the alley with a baseball bat
    I tried to get away, but I couldnt get far
    Cause the man with the tow-truck repossessed my car
    Chorus:
    Dont push me, cause Im close to the edge
    Im trying not to loose my head
    Its like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder
    How I keep from going under

    Standing on the front stoop, hangin out the window
    Watching all the cars go by, roaring as the breezes
    Blow
    Crazy lady, livin in a bag
    Eating out of garbage piles, used to be a fag-hag
    Search and test a tango, skips the life and then go
    To search a prince to see the last of senses
    Down at the peepshow, watching all the creeps
    So she can tell the stories to the girls back home
    She went to the city and got so so so ditty
    She had to get a pimp, she couldnt make it on her
    Own

    Chorus:
    Its like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder
    How I keep from goin under

    My brothers doing fast on my mothers t.v.
    Says she watches to much, is just not healthy
    All my children in the daytime, dallas at night
    Cant even see the game or the sugar ray fight
    Bill collectors they ring my phone
    And scare my wife when Im not home
    Got a bum education, double-digit inflation
    Cant take the train to the job, theres a strike
    At the station
    Me on king kong standin on my back
    Cant stop to turn around, broke my sacroiliac
    Midrange, migraine, cancered membrane
    Sometimes I think Im going insane, I swear I might
    Hijack a plane!

    Chorus:

    My son said daddy I dont wanna go to school
    Cause the teachers a jerk, he must think Im a
    Fool
    And all the kids smoke reefer, I think itd be
    Cheaper
    If I just got a job, learned to be a street sweeper
    I dance to the beat, shuffle my feet
    Wear a shirt and tie and run with the creeps
    Cause its all about money, aint a damn thing
    Funny
    You got to have a con in this land of milk and
    Honey
    They push that girl in front of a train
    Took her to a doctor, sowed the arm on again
    Stabbed that man, right in his heart
    Gave him a transplant before a brand new start
    I cant walk through the park, cause its crazy
    After the dark
    Keep my hand on the gun, cause they got me on the
    Run
    I feel like an outlaw, broke my last fast jaw
    Hear them say you want some more, livin on a
    Seesaw

    Chorus:

    A child was born, with no state of mind
    Blind to the ways of mankind
    God is smiling on you but hes frowning too
    Cause only God knows what you go through
    You grow in the ghetto, living second rate
    And your eyes will sing a song of deep hate
    The places you play and where you stay
    Looks like one great big alley way
    Youll admire all the number book takers
    Thugs, pimps, pushers and the big money makers
    Driving big cars, spending twenties and tens
    And you wanna grow up to be just like them
    Smugglers, scrambles, burglars, gamblers
    Pickpockets, peddlers and even pan-handlers
    You say Im cool, Im no fool
    But then you wind up dropping out of high school
    Now youre unemployed, all null n void
    Walking around like youre pretty boy floyd
    Turned stickup kid, look what you done did
    Got send up for a eight year bid
    Now your man is took and youre a may tag
    Spend the next two years as an undercover fag
    Being used and abused, and served like hell
    Till one day you was find hung dead in a cell
    It was plain to see that your life was lost
    You was cold and your body swung back and forth
    But now your eyes sing the sad sad song
    Of how you lived so fast and died so young

    Since Nov 2006 • 236 posts Report

  • Southerly: Summer of The L.e.d.s,

    Great post! Most enjoyable. Keep it up, David. But while Auckland's dysfunctionality smells, it is still the most culturally diverse city in New Zealand and while it can't compete yet with Sydney on this level, it is still our most multi-cultural city, and that's a huge plus. And I'm saying this as a Wellingtonian.

    Actually the soundtrack of my summer has been the Marie Antoinette soundtrack - a melange of post punk hits and tinkly instrumental bits. Isn't it great that the Gang of Four, Bow Wow Wow, the Cure, Adam and the Ants, New Order are having their day in the sun again? And let's face it, I Want Candy by Bow Wow Wow could be the sound of any summer - even a shabby wet one.

    PS You'll need to get a dart gun for those ducks.

    Since Nov 2006 • 236 posts Report

  • OnPoint: D18: Like that garage scene…,

    Being in India would make any journalist reassess their definition of news - particularly coming from a New Zealand news and current affairs environment. Certainly news of a protest and riot on this scale for national domestic consumption would be considered a minor story. As I have noted, there is no such thing as a slow news day in India. I would be interested to know what level of coverage the regional newspaper The Deccan Herald gave the incident. And happy birthday, by the way!

    Since Nov 2006 • 236 posts Report

  • OnPoint: D11: Chennai to Bangalore,

    Keith, make sure you contact Sudha Ramachandran while you are in Bangalore. Here is a link with some biodata about her - http://www.stimson.org/southasia/vf.cfm?ID=63.

    She may have some interesting leads for you while you're in India. Sudha is a very experienced, dynamic and dedicated journalist who is a contributor to the Asia Times Online (www.atimes.com) and NatRad listeners might have heard her do the occasional two-way with Kim Hill.

    Obviously any references to climate change and how India's increasing industrial might be mulling any measures to reduce carbon emissions. Personally, and on an unrelated level, I'd love to know what the authorities in India are doing to save the tiger. Extinction beckons.

    Happy trails.

    Since Nov 2006 • 236 posts Report

  • Yellow Peril: cops and robbers, qilai…,

    I want to blow the whistle on you for those that didn't hear it. You are suspected of being responsible for several seizures among the more senior members of the National Radio listening audience for playing Whoop! Whoop! This is the sound of the Police! by KRS One and Into the Groovy by Ciccone Youth, two previously unheard songs on the Rainy Day at the Batch segment of Summer Report. A memory to treasure.

    Since Nov 2006 • 236 posts Report

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