Posts by Tom Beard
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Field Theory: How's that working out for…, in reply to Bart Janssen,
Really that thing has to be a photoshopped joke, doesn't it?
I really hope so, for Fitzie's sake.
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Field Theory: How's that working out for…, in reply to Hadyn Green,
This whole thing will be worthwhile if your name ends up associated with the top Google hit for the phrase "pimped-out fist-mobile".
Oh, and mine too, now.
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Field Theory: How's that working out for…, in reply to Hadyn Green,
OMG, it's like the Master of My Domain episode!
That's the only possible upside of this: making it into The Contest.
I'm out!!!
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Field Theory: How's that working out for…, in reply to Kate Hannah,
The whole no shagging thing has me confused, and I have to say, a bit worried about all those kids who are very into the RWC - how are we supposed to explain all that to them?
I'm just wondering how anyone would explain to anyone Sean Fitzpatrick in a tux riding a fistmobile.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Megan Wegan,
there's special pens
Recent experience has proved to me that ballpoint pens are terrible for writing on breasts. They definitely need to be felt.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Emma Hart,
Hands, Megan. Those are called hands.
I thought that "Megan" would have a scale tattooed onto her cleavage for that purpose.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Megan Wegan,
Just what is Emma measuring here?
Not the winkie, from the sounds of things.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Russell Brown,
That was my gag.
With the emphasis on "gag", or so I gather.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Emma Hart,
mind if I nick a couple of your tweets?
Treat mine as if they're under a Creative Commons license. Well, more common than creative, and with plenty of license, but you get the idea.
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"Fuck Wellington!"
"Working on it!"You know, if it wasn't for the fact that Richmond has red hair...