Posts by merc
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Jesus's dad was going to give him a Zen (over-compensating solo father), but realized that would compromise the franchise.
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Illegal aliens will be the first to cop it, trust me.
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Everyone's a Winner!
Ralphie. -
Did you know that the fullstop (.) is a symbol for Christ? I've noticed you've stopped using fullstops Agent Riddley, no biggie, just noticed, you know.
And Heather, I think we really stepped up to the plate when we developed the Bomb, not that destroying the earth 8 times over on a guess isn't enough or anything.
Some have called this development a psychotic act. -
Ralphie arrives stepping from helicopter,
"I fell out two times!" -
Hmmm, so that's God's homepage, think his son created it?
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Agent Riddley...Come With Us...
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Damn you Che, I experiment with a different persona to demonstrate my theory of flexibily...nah you got me, just jivin', I'm naming you to the kiwiblutters anyway.
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Global Warming is quickening The Rapture, everyone knows that, and not a moment too soon.
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They don't think they are old men, it's Peter Pan all over again (or the Puer Aeternus for those of a Latin bent).