Posts by andrew llewellyn
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Hah, yes. Totally random.
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Did you know that "mint" seems to be the teenage superlative of choice these days?
As in:
"We're going to the beach."
"Mint.""How was the movie?"
"Mint." -
"gait disturbances"?
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A:
Hank: Holy moly Mavis, look at the size of that!
Mavis: Shh... I'm busy...
Hank: But you won't believe the size of...
Mavis: What exactly?
Hank: .... nuthin'....
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Mavis: Does my butt look big in this?B:
Hank: I think it landed out there somewhere.
Mavis: I can't see anything from here.
Hank: Maybe we should get closer... does my butt look big in this?C:
Hank: Well shoot, I can't see it anymore, I'm telling you, if the size of that was anything to go by...
Mavis: Does that cloud formation remind you oif anything?D:
Hank: Did you see the way that guy looked at us?
Mavis: Is he still watching? I hope he's not taking photos... does my butt look big in this?
Hank: Just so long as they don't get posted on the internet for people to ogle...E:
Hank: Some paw paw?
Mavis: Thanks, but I'll stick with the mango.
Hank: Is that J-Lo over there?
Mavis: Could be. Does her butt look big in that? -
Redbaiter & Fred - I'm convinced now that they're a put up of some sort. No-one could really be that stupid.
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Stephen - I've wondered that in the past too.
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OK, 'fess up - which one of you is Sonic?
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Actually, I seem to get on with Murray (OK, the odd call to arms is a bit worrying & should probably be taken with a handful of salt), Whaleoil has told me to fuck off from someone else's site for being welsh... but I find redbaiter far more offensive & moronic than the lot of 'em.
Is he real? I considered making him up once, or someone very like him (should you ever see comments from Darth Stupid...).
I dunno, you'd have to hope not. Or hope never to meet the guy in person.
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Jon - point taken - warning on future links.
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I presume Ridgey got a nice wedge for his part in that.
Heh! Or is that just my dirty mind...? He's a class act! (Although, with Shane Warne's appearance not too long ago in these same pages (complete with risque slide show), we should be grateful that Ridgey doesn't favour playboy crested speedos.