Posts by Rich Lock

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  • Hard News: Unreasonable people vote,

    It's good to know that the Culture Warriors of the US have identified the real problem with the country: bears.

    We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

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  • Hard News: New Old Left?,

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  • Hard News: New Old Left?,

    Well one out of four aint bad.

    You should have given it Marx out of ten. Ahahahahaha fuck I'm funny.

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  • Speaker: My People,

    "A nation's greatness is measured by how it treats its weakest members" - Mahatma Ghandi.

    And who is weaker and more vulnerable than a child?

    People who had more than three children would have them because they wanted to.

    Implies choice.

    1. People don't always make good choices.

    2. People make mistakes.

    I'm no rightie, but how does that mean other people are obliged to pay for them?

    Because in a civilised society, we don't punish the children for the sins of the father? That shit went out with Moses.

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  • Southerly: When Otters Get Famous,

    Can we say goodbye to all these Narnia jokes now, please?

    Na-na-na-na, Na-na-na-na, Narnia, goo-oodbye!

    Ah, thankyou, my coat.

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  • Hard News: Unreasonable people vote,

    Got something against Werewolves, huh? HUH?

    [sigh] Everyone always overlooks the Ghouls, Wights, Liches, Wraiths and Bogarts.

    There's more to the alternative unlifestyle than your vanilla zombies and werewolves, you know.

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  • Southerly: When Otters Get Famous,

    Any in the Narnia books?

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  • Hard News: Revival,

    Some of you might find this an interesting read:
    pop in the age of the atomic bomb.

    Just imagine--a callow 13 year old weedy schoolboy in South Taranaki firing a machine gun with live ammunition! It generated a life-long distaste of all things military.

    Wait, what? You got to shoot a Bren, and it 'generated a life-long distate'?

    My internal 13-year old is now screaming 'does not compute!' at me.

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  • Southerly: When Otters Get Famous,

    I hope it starts a craze of otter ownership.

    An otter is for life, not just for Christmas.

    Have you seen Tarka the Otter? The way otter ownership is described is rather like looking after a couple of dozen inquisitive preschoolers on a sugar binge. With extra added strong smell of fish.

    I have a vivid memory of one scene in the film (which I saw when I was probably about 7) where all the wine and spirit bottles in the otter-owners house were hanging by rope from the ceiling - the only place they were safe.

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  • Hard News: The Policeman at the Dinner Table,

    But it makes the voters *feel* like something's being done, Rich. Something suitably Old Testament, whether it actually works or not.

    I know. But it was a half-arsed attempt on my part to show that even if you engage with the argument on it's own terms, it still doesn't stack up.

    The guy had been in prison for years, for very similar offences. Clearly the deterrent effect was negligable. Holding this guy up as an example of why we need more draconian laws is teh FAIL, as I believe the kidz say.

    Anyway, I've got a whole new thread to catch up on now. Go Jackie!

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