Posts by Emma Hart
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Hard News: When the Weather is the News, in reply to Isabel Hitchings,
ETA: The moral of the story is that you should probably have both kinds of heating appliance.
We would love to. My mother was without power for a week after the big snow of... um... about ten years ago? Really heavy in South Canterbury. Fortunately she had a log burner, and ever since then I've been really antsy about relying on electricity for heat. I really miss the log burner we had in the last house.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to recordari,
<trenchcoat>
Fuck, I'm supposed to be buying my son a trench coat! (On consultation, my dictionary says neither of those variations is correct.)
They definitely need to be felt.
Trying. To. Kill me.
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Hard News: When the Weather is the News, in reply to Lilith __,
Raining now
Yeah, the actual weather is seriously interfering with our snow-TARDIS-building plans.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Megan Wegan,
"Megan" would not sully her cleavage that way.
What if, say, "Megan" were to get a bit drunk, and it turned out "Megan"'s friends had a vivid marker? Theoretically...
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Bart Janssen,
should be fully??
Jesus.
If you'd all just like to amend your copies as we go.
Just what is Emma measuring here?
Yeah... nah. Not even. But doesn't my new tattoo look fabulous?
I gather she has special winkie measuring equipment.
Hands, Megan. Those are called hands.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Tom Beard,
I feel like I've missed out on something.
Can't be having that, even despite its rarity.
"Fuck Wellington!"
"Working on it!"Oh, yeah, Tom, Jo, mind if I nick a couple of your tweets?
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Ian Dalziel,
Far out. Srsly, three sets of eyes, and about a dozen go-overs on my part, and there's always fucking ONE.
As you do.
And there goes another Murray McCully moment...
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Oh! And yes, Peter, excellent idea. I shall get with the submitting.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Rich Lock,
Hart’s Law states that any post by Emma will, at some point in time following the initial post, be blocked by the work firewall.
I am so fucking proud of this.
I suppose I should have added the content warning I used on the night ("Public Address is a responsible broadcaster. This story contains the following words:") but that was just for the about a third of it I read then, and I'd have to go redo the whole thing.
Strong Language. Sexual Material - the filthier your mind, the more sexual material. Near-toxic levels of manatee puns.
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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day, in reply to Tom Beard,
The story is blocked at work for "Adult/mature content", which surprises me. Sure, I expect it to be filthy, but mature?
Yeah. Not a fucking hope. No mature content whatsoever.