Field Theory by Hadyn Green

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Japan moves

Note: I started writing this before the quake and tsunami hit Japan. My emotions have changed a lot in a few days.

Our first morning in Japan I woke up, turned on the laptop and checked Twitter. The first message I saw was from Vodafone reminding people that in an emergency text messages were better than calling. Odd, I thought but still good to know. Then I scrolled down. It was the day of the September Christchurch earthquake.

Despite being able to "talk" to everyone back home, sitting on the other side of the pacific in a small room I felt so far away and disconnected. I had a similar feeling at work in Wellington when the February quake struck.

Japan's preparation for earthquakes is well known, (survival kits are stashed everywhere), so I checked the hotel's emergency guide that sat next to me. It told me, via broken English and cartoons, that the first thing I should do is quit smoking. Good advice.

I have been to Christchurch once in my life despite my father’s family coming from there, and know very few people who live there. So when I say I felt the same feeling for Japan and Tokyo (a city I have visited three times and one of the places on earth I would move to in an instant) that I did for Christchurch, please understand.

We were eating at Daikoku Ramen in Auckland when I heard about the Japanese quake on Twitter. I brought up the BBC page that someone had shared and showed the guys working there. They talked amongst themselves in Japanese for a long time and then thanked me for the information. It was quite surreal eating and then heading out for drinks after that. I realised that I had friends who I needed to check on including some of the people who are mentioned in my recent stories (from what I’ve heard, they’re all fine).

Japan is always on edge about disasters. The buildings are renowned for their ability to withstand earthquakes; swaying in the big rolling quakes. They have drills all the time for every occurance including (famously) escaped zoo animals. The infrastructure is so good that the trains were up and working shortly after the worst quake in Japanese history, not as regular as they were, but working. The coastal reactors are a little scary though, despite being fairly safe. Hopefully officials will have the time and resources to cool that shit down.

Japan often is the first to offer help to other countries in the wake of a natural disaster (including being one of the six countries that actually donated more than 90% of what it promised towards the Indonesian tsunami). And we have seen firsthand how good their search and rescue teams are. In fact, I was reminded this morning, that while we were in Japan there was a movie out whose hero (we think) was part of a search and rescue team during a tsunami.

During our trip we experienced the tail end of a typhoon. It was roughly the same size and intensity as the rains we had a few weeks back, yet got the coverage you expect from a full-blown national emergency. As such I found the coverage I was getting about the Japanese quake to be infuriating. Twitter wasn’t much help either. It took a very long time before I could ascertain where the quake was centred (originally it seemed like the epicentre was just outside Tokyo Harbour) then the numbers of dead skyrocketed, then plummeted, then shot up again as the pictures of the tsunami came in.

I have the feeling that this was mainly because we have no idea about Japan. We don’t know the geography, the population or even the culture very well. How many of you heard that the tsunami was heading towards the Miyagi coast and thought of The Karate Kid?

With the Christchurch quake everything seemed a little more familiar, as did the London bombings and the Queensland floods. Similar phenomena in different locations don’t resonate with us.

Now we have a connection. Japan are our neighbours in the pacific, we should really get to know them better.

5

Webstock and Wheels

Seems it's the season for trans-Tasman rivalry. The netballers are doing it. The rugby players are too. Even the cricketers are at least showing up to the games against Australia. And next week it's Roller Derby's turn.

The capital city's Richter City will be hosting New Zealand’s first ever international interleague bout (Saturday 19 March at the TSB Bank Arena, tickets here). The game is going to be against the Australian Eastern Region champions (whatever that means), the Sydney City Assassins. But the RCRD All Stars are (cough) the second best team in New Zealand, so it won't be a cakewalk for either team.

In fact we're predicting a barn burner.

If you were at the last bout then you know that the RCRD All Stars are looking forward to a big, fast, hard-hitting match-up. And beyond the game you'll be able to see the brand new uniforms (some of which were sported at the end-of-year prize giving).

I have a double pass to give away to the bout. Email me and I'll pick a winner randomly.

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My interview with Amanda Palmer and Peter Sunde from Webstock is up on Public Address Radio.

I was pretty nervous about the interview. I had met both of them the night before, but even still this was Amanda Fucking Palmer and The Pirate Captain. The interview was just supposed to be with Amanda but she asked "Is it cool if Peter joins us?" "Yes, that is very cool!" I frantically began altering my very Amanda-centric questions.

As we walked to the room I remarked about how friendly the pair had become after meeting only a day or so earlier. Peter laughed and said that they had figured out they were married in their past lives. "Amanda was my husband".

After the interview I asked Amanda if she'd actually like to do a big "Rammstein-esque" show. "Yes, but only if someone else would play for it". Though she did say that that the Dresden Dolls were invited to open for Rammstein once, they turned it down when they thought about how the fans might react.

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Webstock was the usual amazing web and “life-affirmation” conference that it always is. I joke that they put it on each year just for me: they bring some of the best speakers in the world into my home town and all of my friends show up and we all have a great time. I even got to catch up briefly with a couple of the US team we competed against in Full Code Press.

One of them was typeface genius Jason Santa Maria (straight outa Brooklyn). There was an interview with him too but due to a big glitch in the voice recorder application on my phone (which means I am about to find out how to get a refund from an app purchase) all the audio is trapped inside my phone with no means of escape (any WP7 devs out there able to help? Because I would lvoe to be able to share it).

I also got to meet a hero of mine, Scott McCloud, a cartoonist and writer of some amazing books which are all about art and art appreciation. I had also met him the night before though I didn’t recognise him until he got up to speak: “Wait, Scott from last night was SCOTT MCCLOUD!!?” But when I spoke to him later, he laughed it off. He said how his iconic image looks nothing like him now, despite his attempts to age it. He said his image was now a bit “Mickey Mouse”, he meant too iconic to change, I explained what that phrase meant here.

And as always I now have a long list of people that I want to hear and read more about and my life seems to have a bit more direction.

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An important message for aspiring sportswomen

Just in case you women needed reminding, don't bother playing sport. You're no good at it and your accomplishments mean nothing.

Play your heart out and be the darlings of the nation for as brief a period as there is between stories about cricket injuries. Play for little to no money while you study, work and have children but please do not expect recognition, not from the public, not from the media, not from your peers.

Your world championships are dull and you should realise this as they are never on television and never reported intensely the next day. Though we do enjoy underfunding you enough that "why don't we do a nude calendar" comes up as a fundraising idea, it's much more seemly than tucking dollars into a garter.

While you may be the dominant force in your chosen sport, really, how hard is it to beat girls?

And that one time, that one night we shared together, sure I made a lot of noise at the time, and we had a great time, but c'mon baby, you knew it was just a one-time deal.

We are required to have an annual award for women only, where you might be remembered, but if not we'll just pick a woman at random to win. Probably one we have picked before because we've heard her name and she always does well, right?

In the rugby world we are often stopped in our tracks by a great try, great match or great tournament. You think back over the last 20 years and there’s Jonah Lomu smashing through the England team in 1995, Sir Clive Woodward lifting the World Cup in 2003 or Dan Carter destroying the Lions in 2005, before masterminding a European Grand Slam for New Zealand.

Joining these world-tilting events in 2010 was the Women’s Rugby World Cup, a tournament that left an indelible mark on anyone who saw a game, whether on TV or at one of the two venues.

Never before has a tournament outside of a Rugby World Cup captured the imagination of the rugby public as this Women’s Rugby World Cup did and it could be the most significant event in the history of the Women’s Game.

An incredible crowd of more than 13,000 saw the final between hosts England and defending champions New Zealand, which was without question the best game of Women’s Rugby ever staged. And those 13,000 didn’t pay a token £5. There was no ‘buy one ticket get two free’ offers. These 13,000 paid upwards of £20 a seat or used their £60 tournament pass and created one of the best atmospheres experienced at the Twickenham Stoop in recent years.

When England wing Charlotte Barras scored her side’s only try in the second half the ear-splitting noise was louder than anything I had experienced at the ground in 20 years of covering matches there.

- Paul Morgan on the 2010 Women's Rugby World Cup

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Japan Part Two: It's business time

So one night New Zealand's next top Model was on the television. The guy who takes the girls on their challenges was lambasting the potential top models for doing poorly in a quiz about fashion and how none of the girls knew the four fashion capitals of the world. Nearly every single girl said that one of the fashion capitals was Tokyo. Very few mentioned Milan.

It struck me as odd that you would penalise someone from an island in the pacific for being more attached to fashion from the largest city in the pacific (and for some metrics the largest in the world). A city known for amazing design and for its particular style. A city whose Ginza shopping district is as well-known as any in Italy.

Who knew Asia was more than just a place to buy cheap electronics and eat weird food?

Underground

Tokyo is a three dimensional city whose axes have positive and negative values. Trains roar above your head and glide somewhere beneath your feet. Thousands of people walk with you on the footpath and the same numbers move underground and through the air on overpasses. Until Google Maps starts showing you the underground, Tokyo will remain impenetrable to the satellites.

The buildings in the shopping districts don't limit themselves to the street frontage. Looking up you'll most of the shops are above you sometimes going up six floors or more. Want to find that cool little store that sells robot parts? Look up.

But the underground walkways really screwed me up. I use a lot of visual cues and landmarks to orient myself when walking in a new city. I pride myself on how quickly I can figure my way around a place after only a short time. So when I go underground I have no concept of how far I've walked with respect to landmarks aboveground, and no other clues like the sun (don't laugh, it's useful!), so I get hopelessly disoriented.

Most of these subterranean walkways are like streets, lined with small shops and eateries. Some are the basement levels of department stores, and there are odd occasions where you walk can walk out of one store and directly into another.

Thousands of stores that never see daylight. And these aren’t crap stores either. Some were very upmarket boutiques; others would be the only place in Tokyo that you could purchase a particular brand. We spent a few hours underground in Shinjuku trying to find a small beer store that sold a particular Japanese brand (more on that later).

Many of the shops were branded and looked as though they were part of a franchise, though I rarely saw another like it. I wonder if the Japanese prefer buying from places they think are already popular, and so there are tricks to making yourself look established.

Tokyo has no topographical zero-point. The city is filled with undulating hills, but these are masked by the buildings. Sometimes you’ll think that you’re on the ground floor only to find yourself three storeys in the air on some rooftop terrace. The effect is pleasantly disorienting. As is the thrill of discovering exactly what you were looking for three storeys underground or ten storeys in the air.

Business in Japan

The best thing about Japan for New Zealand, from a business perspective, is that Japan is just so darn big; so even a small share in the market is a big number of customers. The trick is getting in to the market in the first place.

The Japanese like to be introduced; this is why business cards are the most important business tool you can have. The middle man is king, he is a guy who knows people, and much like the “made man” scene in Donnie Brasco, he will introduce you to the contacts you need with a “he’s a friend of mine” type of code.

But getting your product to Japan is expensive, especially if you export a very heavy and potentially fragile item like beer.

Tuatara, a brewery based in Waikanae, had already entered the Chinese market and wanted to try their luck in Japan. Dave from Tuatara grabbed Dominic Kelly from Hashigozake and entered the 2010 Yokohama Beerfest (I wrote this part of the story up for my Fishhead column [plugplug], so I won't repeat it here, though I will talk about my beer drinking adventures a bit further down).

Before meeting up with Dave and Dom I got the chance to sit down with New Zealand’s ambassador to Japan, Ian Kennedy. Kennedy is a soft spoken man but well worth listening to when it comes to trading with Japan.

[Audio at the top of the page]

The interview (I'm the one who stutters questions, the third voice is Kevin Hadfield the Public Affairs Officer), is a fairly beer-centric conversation as we were discussing Tuatara as an example, but the message is the same for any business looking to enter the market.

Kennedy also spoke a lot about how New Zealand's agricultural and dairy industries are complimentary to Japan's. We have different growing seasons for a start and neither country works in the more "sensitive" markets of the other (for example we're not big on rice). Kennedy suggested that there is little reason that a free trade agreement doesn't exist between New Zealand and Japan, and that the two countries could work together to push into China, obviously the biggest market.

On the other hand, one of New Zealand's biggest companies is doing very well in Japan: Fonterra. But not with milk, the Japanese don't really "do" milk, but they love cheese and they have it on everything. We even bought a bag a of "cheese caramels" (yes, they were weird). But Fonterra doesn't have to import all its dairy products because Japan has its own dairy production and Fonterra work well with the local producers.

Large Japanese businesses have respect for other large businesses. Yet they don't seem to have the ruthless evil attitudes of American-style corporations. I was talking to some small brewers about Kirin, one of the world's largest beverage companies and owner of our own Lion Nathan, and they noted that Kirin owned a small Australian brewer called Little Creatures.

The story goes that Kirin buys the company and then sends its brewers to learn how the company made its beer. So no absorbing and assimilating a company, more an acquisition and then observation, although the final step is improvement. The Japanese have real respect for craftsmanship, they love to buy things that are well made. And so companies are always looking to improve what they are doing, to become greater at their craft.

The respect for other businesses goes beyond that too. I spoke with one New Zealand businessman who was dealing with a large Japanese firm that was going through some financial strife. He was told not to worry and that their deal would still happen and the work would still be done. As he left the meeting he turned to his assistant and asked: "Did I just get told 'She'll be right'?" The assistant shook his head and said: "No, you were just told that it will happen".

Your word is your bond even in corporate Japan.

The elephant in the room is a whale

Near the end of the interview with Ian Kennedy I casually dropped whaling into the conversation when asking about how the two countries got along. I assumed the mention had been ignored when it wasn't addressed directly. But later Kennedy brought it up:

[The interview is on this other page, sorry]

And Kevin is right, the whale market is shrinking.

What I left out of the interview

The interview with Ian Kennedy was in the evening and I totally forgot that I needed to be buzzed in. I had left my phone with Amy, so while I had a Japanese pre-paid phone, I didn't have the contact details to call for someone to let me in.

So I stood in the road outside the embassy (maybe 200m from where I watched the Bledisloe Cup with George Gregan) trying to gain the attention of a woman sitting at her desk who could see me if she had just turned her  head a little. Three times the cycling patrolmen of the embassy district passed me with suspicious glances, yet no offer of assistance. On the other hand, I was not detained for suspicious activities either.

An embassy worker out walking his dog finally helped me. But it was not the best start to my first formal interview.

Image problem

New Zealand is sold to Japan as pretty countryside. A place you can pat sheep. You land in Christchurch and go see mountains. Or maybe you land in Auckland and take a day trip south to Rotorua, maybe. Then you leave. It's short, sharp and very scenery-based.

Japan is marketed to New Zealanders as a place to go and see temples, Buddhas, geishas, and cherry blossoms. Sure you may land in Tokyo or Osaka, two mega-cities filled with the most amazing sights, smells, and sounds. But you'll probably instantly catch a train to Kyoto.

And that's cool, Kyoto's a nice place. But as limited as it feels for us to advertise based solely on countryside; to market Japan as a place of serenity and meditation doesn't even scrape the surface of what it has to offer.

Ed Overy, General Manager of Air New Zealand for Japan, called Japan a "one-day destination" for most people; as in you'll get there one day. And how do you advertise a destination like Japan? Because frankly there are a lot of temples. Even in the middle of Akihabara's electric district there are temples.

If you walk straight out of Harajuku station you walk directly into the bustling, tourist-filled shopping district. Hang a right instead and you're walking straight into Yoyogi Park and the Meiji Shrine. The new and the old aren't separated in Japan. The women in kimono walk through the busiest streets and stations without a sideways glace from anyone (well, maybe the tourists).

This is why I liked Lost in Translation, it showed what you really do in Japan. During the day you wander the streets being amazed by everything you see, and then at night you sing karaoke in a box ten stories above the street. Perhaps Air New Zealand needs to take footage from that film and slap a logo at the end.

The economy and the Salaryman

Here's a few quick anecdotes about Japanese businessmen that I heard while talking with various New Zealanders currently doing business in Japan.

Name cards, or as we call them "business cards", are the most important thing in the world. Upon meeting a person for the first time you exchange cards by holding it out with two hands while bowing slightly (or just nodding if it's a casual meeting). But you only exchange cards at the first meeting, so one of the kiwis I spoke to used that as a way to remember if he had met the person before.

At the second day of the Tokyo Game Show (6-part write up here) I forgot my cards. The woman at the Microsoft booth looked at me, shook her head and just said: "This is JAPAN".

With the recent worldwide economic problems and Japan's own economic long term economy woes, suddenly companies, that used to offer jobs for life, have to fire employees. You notice it after a while, the men in suits wandering the streets with nothing to do. Or hanging out in parks sitting in the shade.

Some of the bigger parks have glades of trees, inside of which are small tent villages. Immaculately kept and even with swept "front yards" the police politely tolerated these communes of jobless salarymen as long as they kept to themselves and didn't beg or otherwise bother the public.

While sitting at an outside café interviewing Ed Overy we were approached by a man in a grey suit who asked for money. Ed has lived in Japan for a while now and was surprised as this was the first time it had happened to him, especially in a country with a growing population of jobless and homeless. However, we had been approached only the day before by a man who wanted to help us at the subway ticket machine, a machine we knew very well how to use. I thought that maybe the man was just annoyingly helpful, but as our change tumbled out he said how hungry he was and he asked politely for our coins. He got them.

Ed told us how he had heard of salarymen who had lost their jobs but hadn't told their families. So every morning they would get up, and get ready for "work" and walk out the door like nothing had changed. Ed also talked about a phenomenon of divorce at retirement, where marriages that were a good arrangement while the husband (yes, nearly always the husband because of Japan's still very male-centric society) is employed simply end when he retires.

Another New Zealander doing business in Japan said how he was relaxing with a group of Japanese businessmen and the topic of sleeping arrangements at home came up. Of the group of six, two slept in the same bed as their wife (including the NZer), two slept in the same room but in different beds, and the last two slept in different rooms. Unsurprisingly Japan has a very low birth rate (1.36 in 2007) and always seem to end up at the bottom of sex-frequency surveys (34% have sex weekly and only 15% are satisfied).

Interview with Ian Kennedy, NZ Ambassador to Japan.

This post is just a holder for the second part of the interview with Ian Kennedy. Listen and enjoy.

The elephant in the room is a whale

Near the end of the interview with Ian Kennedy I casually dropped whaling into the conversation when asking about how the two countries got along. I assumed the mention had been ignored when it wasn't addressed directly. But later Kennedy brought it up.

And as Kevin says in the interview, the whale market is shrinking.